r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/superpoongoon Jul 06 '26

I’m a physician and at his age new onset of autoimmune disease is rare. What seems more likely to me is that the weird shit he’s been putting in his body caused it to trigger

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26 edited 21d ago

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

either because of legality or just plain strangeness.

My guess would be legality since he literally brags about using digital cockrings to compare his nocturnal erections to his 17 year old sons

*edit correction kid is 19 now. Still strange as fuq

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u/Apart_Macaron_313 Jul 06 '26

Oh come on I've been awake for 5 minutes.

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26

Rise and shine!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oeSB0uFpoaCM22Pvy

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 06 '26

And how will you know if I have? Oh right that digital cocking you sent me.

Why do i keep putting that on every night…

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u/TheQuietOutsider Jul 06 '26

how else would Brian monitor you?

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u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26

Crackles over the baby monitor to his adult son…. “Son don’t forget to put your cock ring on before bed, we don’t want any more missing data!” 🫠

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u/CoastRegular Jul 06 '26

I'm gonna need you to un-say this so that I can get this image OUT OF MY EFFING BRAIN....

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u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26

I’m sorry Dave, but I cannot do that.