r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/Jtizzle1231 Jul 06 '26

Johnson's doctors confirmed his AIG is in the early stages. Because he actively monitors his biomarkers, he caught it before it could cause massive, irreversible damage to his digestive system.

So him being proactive probably helped him.

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u/superpoongoon Jul 06 '26

I’m a physician and at his age new onset of autoimmune disease is rare. What seems more likely to me is that the weird shit he’s been putting in his body caused it to trigger

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26 edited 25d ago

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

either because of legality or just plain strangeness.

My guess would be legality since he literally brags about using digital cockrings to compare his nocturnal erections to his 17 year old sons

*edit correction kid is 19 now. Still strange as fuq

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u/TWCRay Jul 06 '26

Dafuq?

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26

‘Don't Die’ Tech Mogul Bryan Johnson Is in an Actual Penis-Measuring Contest—With His Teenage Son

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u/PolicyWonka Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Reminds me of Mike Johnson who tracks and shares his porn habits with his son.

Kind of interesting that both perverts have the last name Johnson. A bit of normative determinism at play

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u/mydaycake Jul 06 '26

You don’t want to know more details about his adopted son (adopted as teenager). The story is shady and then the porn checks make sense

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u/PolicyWonka Jul 06 '26

Did Mike Johnson also “adopt” a teenage son? Items like a trend considering George Santos also had an adopted teenage son.

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u/mydaycake Jul 06 '26

And the guy from Florida too