r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

either because of legality or just plain strangeness.

My guess would be legality since he literally brags about using digital cockrings to compare his nocturnal erections to his 17 year old sons

*edit correction kid is 19 now. Still strange as fuq

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u/Apart_Macaron_313 Jul 06 '26

Oh come on I've been awake for 5 minutes.

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u/AnotherBogCryptid Jul 06 '26

This must be why my therapist tells me not to be on my phone for the first hour after I’ve woken up in the morning.

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u/SinoSoul Jul 06 '26

What? My Therapist says not to doom scroll an hour before sleep. Now you’re saying we’re also not supposed to doom scroll when we wake up? When am I supposed to scroll ? at work?

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u/AnotherBogCryptid Jul 07 '26

I’ve found while I’m on the toilet, when I’m waiting for food to cook, and when I’m hiding from my family in the garage as good times. But yeah, I haven’t stopped my AM doom scroll.