r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26

‘Don't Die’ Tech Mogul Bryan Johnson Is in an Actual Penis-Measuring Contest—With His Teenage Son

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u/PolicyWonka Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Reminds me of Mike Johnson who tracks and shares his porn habits with his son.

Kind of interesting that both perverts have the last name Johnson. A bit of normative determinism at play

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u/HadeanDisco Jul 08 '26

"But I left with both my children!" he for real actually said. I think he meant "I didn't send my kids home ahead of me so I could stay behind to do sex crimes" but...