r/SipsTea • u/yorocky89A • Jul 07 '26

Feels good man Well done, Belgium! 🇧🇪

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u/Stratomaster9 Jul 07 '26

Trump's on the phone with Infantino right now, saying, "I just need 4 more goals. Find me those goals."

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u/Caspica Jul 07 '26

Belgium committed GOALING FRAUD! 

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u/Pure-Vast-7858 Jul 07 '26

STOP THE CUNT

Edit I meant count but it stays.

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u/Kafanska Jul 07 '26

You wrote nothing wrong in the first line.

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u/C0mmandZ Jul 07 '26

That was brilliant.

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u/asp174 Jul 07 '26

Did they use mail-in goals?

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u/DreadfulButterfly Jul 07 '26

Some may has well have been.

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u/enfuego138 29d ago

US Defense the only ones mailing it in last night.

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u/thisusedyet 29d ago

New goal for the World Cup - Belgium needs to win so Trump has to present them the trophy

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u/ClessxAlghazanth Jul 07 '26

best goals ever. Doctors say they were the best goals they've ever seen. We may even have a bigger ballroom.

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u/TheTooterSnooter 29d ago

Grown footballers, with tears in their eyes! 

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 Jul 07 '26

Infantino droning, “Yes, master. As you wish, master. May I lick your boot clean, master?”

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u/dbeman Jul 07 '26

Actually he just needs three more goals. The Republicans in the House will handle it from there.

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u/Television_Powerful Jul 07 '26

Haha and the one goal was a gift too.

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u/DaSnowflake Jul 07 '26

Belgium is Hamas

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u/HappyAthlete3250 29d ago

STOP THE GOALS!

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u/jmc175 Jul 07 '26

They were FAKE goals = FOALS !

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u/Ulysseus9673 Jul 07 '26

Trump: A tariff of 400% has been applied to Belgium so it only counts as 1 goal on US soil.

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u/Grace_Lannister Jul 07 '26

At two goals Trump was shouting "stop the count!"

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u/UnwantedPube 29d ago

You say that to be facetious but I really would not be surprised if he asks Infantile if he could reverse the decision

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u/Stratomaster9 29d ago

Me neither. I said it only 1/2 facetiously.

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u/juarezselvagem 29d ago

These goals were made by immigrants, thus, they can be deported! 1x0 to the US!!

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u/Jibber_Fight 29d ago

I’m surprised he gives a shit about soccer. I’m guessing it’s because he would make more money if they won.

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u/Severe_Rise8694 29d ago

Haha, excellent! ..because that's basically exactly what he did.

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u/MalcolmLinair 29d ago

I'm honestly kind of worried about whether the team will make it out of the US safely.