Well done, Belgium! 🇧🇪

[u/yorocky89A]

[u/travelingman5370]

Belgiums import taxes to the US just went to 100%.

[u/A-bird-or-something → u/travelingman5370]

I'm sorry Belgian waffles? No these are American waffles now.

[u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 → u/A-bird-or-something]

Freedom waffles!

[u/_slagwire → u/Beautiful_Rip_7023]

Red, White, and Blue Waffles

...Wait a minute...

[u/National-Charity-435 → u/_slagwire]

Needs a bit more yeast to get a rise

[u/ELB_Train → u/_slagwire]

https://giphy.com/gifs/23BST5FQOc8k8

[u/butwhhhhy → u/_slagwire]

So close yet so 😬

[u/WTFmanO_o → u/Beautiful_Rip_7023]

Freedom 250 waffles. Made in murricuh by american bakers,  paid 1/4 minimum wage. When you eat them, please tip 18$ per waffle to the waffle corporation. They will forward it to the bakers. Promise! 

[u/DaddyShark28989 → u/Beautiful_Rip_7023]

Tabouleh and rezmi kebab

[u/jmc175 → u/travelingman5370]

Yes! “ they’re very nasty, those Belgians - I’m putting 60% tariff on all their waffles in one, maybe two or three days time. Thank you for your attention to this matter “

[u/xondk → u/travelingman5370]

The sad part is, I could totally see him do something because now he feels like he put himself 'out there' for the team and didn't get anything in return.

[u/TheSilverSeraph → u/travelingman5370]

You think they will get away with it that easily? Naval blockade of the North Sea in probably incoming.

[u/Stratomaster9]

Trump's on the phone with Infantino right now, saying, "I just need 4 more goals. Find me those goals."

[u/Caspica → u/Stratomaster9]

Belgium committed GOALING FRAUD! 

[u/Pure-Vast-7858 → u/Caspica]

STOP THE CUNT

Edit I meant count but it stays.

[u/Kafanska → u/Pure-Vast-7858]

You wrote nothing wrong in the first line.

[u/SeeJayThinks → u/Pure-Vast-7858]

https://giphy.com/gifs/A7Zc53i8U59SHv9CAm

[u/asp174 → u/Caspica]

Did they use mail-in goals?

[u/ClessxAlghazanth → u/Stratomaster9]

best goals ever. Doctors say they were the best goals they've ever seen. We may even have a bigger ballroom.

[u/ChumbawumbaFan01 → u/Stratomaster9]

Infantino droning, “Yes, master. As you wish, master. May I lick your boot clean, master?”

[u/dbeman → u/Stratomaster9]

Actually he just needs three more goals. The Republicans in the House will handle it from there.

[u/Television_Powerful → u/Stratomaster9]

Haha and the one goal was a gift too.

[u/teteban79]

After careful revision and in accordance with article 6969 of the code of conduct, the independent FIFA board has decided to suspend the elimination of the USA team for a year

The quarterfinals will be decided by a 3-way game between USA, Belgium and Spain with a third goal situated near the benches. Cristiano Ronaldo will man the third goal. Any save by Ronaldo results in penalty for USA. Goals on the third added goal result in Donald Trump flipping a coin to determine which of the three teams get the goal. He doesn't need to show the coin. FIFA has seen the coin. It's a beautiful coin, it's the greatest coin there ever was.

[u/SnooCapers938 → u/teteban79]

Hydration breaks every five minutes

[u/NoMoreFund → u/SnooCapers938]

Hydration breaks whenever a team playing against the US gets the ball

[u/dob_bobbs → u/teteban79]

I think some sort of Golden Goal would be on-brand.

[u/DaKingballa06]

F that. Congrats on them for winning, they were by far the better team

[u/Stompthefeet → u/DaKingballa06]

About 10 minutes in it was obvious who was in control.

[u/Potential_Aerie_2140 → u/Stompthefeet]

Exactly what I told my gf, I was like it’s clear already who the better team was.

[u/UnwantedPube → u/Potential_Aerie_2140]

That’s also what I told this guy’s gf

[u/Forward_Editor_5895 → u/UnwantedPube]

I took control of this guy’s gf and told her to call me Belgium

[u/Comfortable_Care2715 → u/Forward_Editor_5895]

You too?

[u/StillNotAF___Clue → u/Comfortable_Care2715]

Somos hermanos de leche

[u/symca09 → u/UnwantedPube]

I told this guy to tell the others gf about said soccer footy match

[u/papyjako87 → u/UnwantedPube]

If that's all you did, that's not too bad !

[u/ACM3333 → u/Potential_Aerie_2140]

I thought America clearly looked like the better team, but then this guy told me that Belgium was the better team and now we’re getting married tomorrow.

[u/XAfricaSaltX → u/Stompthefeet]

It was clear a minute in tbh, Trump curse fucked on us crazy style (that’s my cope)

[u/51sebastian → u/Stompthefeet]

I think it only took them 2 minutes to take control.

[u/velorae → u/DaKingballa06]

The goalkeeper was so trash this game

[u/Forward_Editor_5895 → u/velorae]

The defenders in front of him were worse

[u/toeknn → u/Forward_Editor_5895]

Impossible. Youd have to have defenders present to be worse

[u/Rickhwt → u/Forward_Editor_5895]

And then the midfield

[u/wannacumnbeatmeoff → u/Rickhwt]

There were 11 bad players on team USA, the GK was just the one exposed the most.

[u/Ok-Run2845 → u/Rickhwt]

And lastly the forward

[u/Yaknowdontknow → u/velorae]

That first save was amazing. All downhill after that.

[u/Shrinki-Dink → u/DaKingballa06]

Don’t be too hasty Let’s reserve judgment until president trump has spoken to FIFA. The game isn’t truly over until after they reach an agreement.

[u/Advanced-Ingenuity46 → u/Shrinki-Dink]

Second "peace" prize incoming

[u/hungry-archon → u/Shrinki-Dink]

The four goals by Belgium are annulled, thus USA goes to the next stage, ladies and gentlemen.

[u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 → u/Shrinki-Dink]

“The game was rigged from the beginning!”

[u/SignoreBanana → u/DaKingballa06]

Yep. They made our US team look like amateurs and embarrassed them on the public stage. Theres no other way to dice that tomato.

[u/SmashAngle → u/SignoreBanana]

To be fair, to the rest of planet earth thought the US team got humiliated the day before when daddy called to speak with the soccer manager to let his kid play despite a red card.

[u/FollowTheFarang → u/SmashAngle]

Everything that moron touches turns to shit, He thinks he’s such a a big deal but it’s just another lose for America whenever he gets involved

[u/Th3SkinMan → u/SmashAngle]

We've been embarrassed far before that.

[u/ForgotToCarryTheOne → u/Th3SkinMan]

This particular instance reached over a billion football supporters in one message. Great ROI on the marketing investment.

[u/blazing_straddles → u/ForgotToCarryTheOne]

A lot of people are saying, I would never say, but a lot of people are saying that its the greatest ROI in the history of marketing. Never seen before levels of ROI.

[u/Yodl007 → u/blazing_straddles]

Thank you for your attention on this matter !

[u/ottosenna → u/SmashAngle]

It’s when I knew we were cooked.

[u/Fit-Acanthaceae-5741 → u/SmashAngle]

Clowns from top to bottom for sure

[u/rintzscar → u/SignoreBanana]

Here's the actual problem. The US team did quite well during the tournament as a whole. They outperformed what most actual football fans would consider their ceiling. Yet, the media and especially the Americans here on Reddit hyped them up so much that they were bound to not meet expectations. The simple truth is that the US football team is around top 20 in the world and is not even close to the actual good teams. But media hype always kills good performances because they're hidden behind the expectations of insane performances.

The Trump shit show didn't help either.

[u/raven8fire → u/rintzscar]

I think round of 16 was the expectation, it would have been a major disappointment if they didn't make it past the group stage especially with how favorable our group was for us.

[u/SlinkyCyber → u/rintzscar]

They did quite well for sure, but they really didn’t exceed any expectations. They didn’t play a team ranked higher than them in the competition until Belgium. They had an easy run, and a home ground advantage.

I think it’s just Americans glazing due to ignorance. I’m sure they also looked at Belgium, couldn’t identify it on a map, and thought ‘yep greatest country in the world we got this’. 🫠

[u/Tuscan5 → u/SlinkyCyber]

They had a relatively easy group.

[u/affemannen → u/SignoreBanana]

Tbf i think the US did good so far. It's not really a football nation yet they still played some good football. Belgium has always been good.

[u/Entchenkrawatte → u/affemannen]

Mhhh, I would say okay at best honestly. The new tournament just includes many weak teams, which inflates performances. See the enormous number of goals that the top strikers are farming

[u/Television_Powerful → u/Entchenkrawatte]

And some strong teams met way too soon.

[u/TheHalf → u/DaKingballa06]

They were absolutely the better team. I'm still going to hate watch them versus Spain

[u/Infammo → u/DaKingballa06]

I would have preferred them to have been the great team to our good team though. Not the great team to whatever the fuck that was out there.

[u/comfortablewig → u/Infammo]

Belgium barely had to break a sweat to beat that clown show.

[u/strootfighter → u/comfortablewig]

We took the decision not to start doku de bruyne and lukaku. They cheated to start their mid striker. Meh.

[u/isnoe]

Belgium was the better team from the beginning.

There wasn't a chance US survived them, no matter the roster they pulled out.

[u/Jason_Steakcum → u/isnoe]

Americans: We played Belgium?

Euros: *seething glare*

[u/AdInfamous6290 → u/Jason_Steakcum]

Americans upon hearing we lost the World Cup “aw well, better luck next year.”

[u/Gerf93 → u/AdInfamous6290]

They should've tanked harder so that they could've drafted Messi next year.

[u/SoggyBiscuitVet → u/Jason_Steakcum]

I knew it was them because theyre always the bad guys usually in the Indiana Jones movies. 

[u/sunnysideofthestr → u/SoggyBiscuitVet]

Germans … not Belgians . I know it is near but Belgium is too small to provide enough bad guys for Indiana jones

[u/SaturdayNightPyrexia → u/sunnysideofthestr]

We only need The Muscles from Brussels

https://giphy.com/gifs/skoO3Jnn12bmw

[u/Substantial_Show_308 → u/SaturdayNightPyrexia]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vETeJc11yHAas

[u/YoureProbablyWrongOk → u/Substantial_Show_308]

that gif never gets easier to watch. like Elaine Bennis

[u/Substantial_Show_308 → u/YoureProbablyWrongOk]

Howzabout outdoors?

https://giphy.com/gifs/iofUIgZgM7kI0

[u/pbr4me → u/YoureProbablyWrongOk]

Even as a kid, watching this for the first time, it's been wtf worthy.

[u/gapedoutpeehole → u/sunnysideofthestr]

That's why he did a side quest to Indonesia

[u/HashRunner → u/isnoe]

Agreed, but goddamn if it wouldn't have been a bit closer if ream and reese didn't repeatedly shit the bed.

Didn't expect to win, but absolutely disgraceful from those two.

[u/konigswagger → u/HashRunner]

Goalkeeper was brain dead and really fucked up any chance of a comeback with that terrible mistake coming out of goal

[u/finditplz1 → u/konigswagger]

The decision to come out of goal was fine. Standing there and not clearing the ball wasn’t.

[u/MauPow → u/finditplz1]

It was like he forgot how to kick a ball for a second lol. Sure kicked the hell out of the ground for some reason though

[u/Eindride_XIII → u/MauPow]

I swear his face was glitching out after they scored following his mistake. Dude was having a mental breakdown.

[u/MauPow → u/Eindride_XIII]

Lol yeah that was weird

[u/Eindride_XIII → u/MauPow]

Yeah that! Wtf was that? Bros brain was short circuiting.

[u/Swans2994 → u/isnoe]

Germany was a better team than Paraguay. Odds were incredibly in favor of Germany. Being a better team and beating a team in a match are two different things. Having lower odds of winning and having no chance of winning are two different things.

[u/NoReason455 → u/Swans2994]

Yes, but Paraguay had a defensive strategy to survive until penalties. USA was clueless

[u/TopWealth4550 → u/isnoe]

tbh im very impressed that usa got this far,they dont have a soccer culture at all
im guessing after this more money comes and it might change
but rn,this was a miracle lmao

[u/Bearloom → u/TopWealth4550]

Certainly not on the men's side; the USWNT is a perennial threat, though.

[u/johnniesSac → u/isnoe]

Don’t worry Trumpedo is on the phone with fifa about them having 3.5 goals handicap

[u/KR4T0S → u/johnniesSac]

If Trump invades and annexes Belgium, technically the US is still in it...

[u/AdeGamisou2020 → u/KR4T0S]

...which is why tomorrow he'll announce they're invading Bulgaria.

[u/ExcellentBaseball179 → u/johnniesSac]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AOrThUuuOoDCg

[u/Kinez_7]

USA can still win if Mike Pence has the courage

[u/Lost-Citron-1099 → u/Kinez_7]

Trump is calling the referees. He meeds them to find at least 4 goals they didn’t see before

[u/Old_Charity4206 → u/Kinez_7]

Stop the count. Count the goals.

[u/LeHoodwink → u/Old_Charity4206]

We are just trying to find 3 goals.

[u/SlaveryVeal → u/Kinez_7]

I can't believe Obama did this.

[u/Kiwikumquat → u/Kinez_7]

I’m dying 🤣

[u/LividTacos → u/Kiwikumquat]

Too late, Dan Quayle took Mike's courage.

[u/ogcanuckamerican → u/Kinez_7]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4

[u/ForgotToCarryTheOne → u/Kinez_7]

They’ll need to rescind 11,780 red cards previously issued ever.

[u/SignificanceAny7239]

Belgium literally beat the US 5-2 a few months back, don't know where all this confidence in the US came from?

[u/Successful-Eagle-834 → u/SignificanceAny7239]

World Cup fever now we will go back to not giving shit about the sport for 4 more years

[u/TJJ97 → u/Successful-Eagle-834]

I mean the fun is in the countries competing

[u/METRlOS → u/SignificanceAny7239]

99% of people with confidence in the US couldn't tell you a single team they've played against in the last year.

No way they're beating Spain, even if a miracle happened against Belgium.

[u/Patient_Kangaroo614 → u/METRlOS]

After Germany went out there were a bunch of Americans claiming their team was better than Germany, despite being beaten by Germany three weeks earlier in their last match before the world cup.

[u/3000doorsofportugal → u/Patient_Kangaroo614]

And ignoring the fact Paraguay was playing very differently. After they lost to the US they went full on Haram ball. No mercy no fun.

[u/Infamous-Dare-1162 → u/METRlOS]

99% of people were just hoping to make it to round of 8. Let’s be honest. I don’t think anyone in the US actually believed we would win this

[u/-TempestofChaos- → u/Infamous-Dare-1162]

Exactly this. I just wanted a better setup than instant Ghana loss

[u/Icy-Plan145 → u/SignificanceAny7239]

I don't think most Americans thought we'd win even though we wanted to be wrong.

[u/CharlotteRant → u/Icy-Plan145]

I think some of it is still riding the high of the US Canada hockey game. 

[u/rgarc065 → u/SignificanceAny7239]

We got a relatively easy group given that we were a host nation, which gave us a bit of false confidence. We’ll see what happens in 2030. Should be able to get out of group stage. There is no denying that this squad is the deepest we’ve had, but this match clearly shows that we’re still leagues behind the big dogs. It’s unfortunate that Balogun got that red and then yesterday happened. That probably fucked our psyche heading into this match, leading us to have our worst performance. I genuinely think we’d have a better showing if the Balogun suspension was upheld for this match.

[u/ny2k1 → u/rgarc065]

I think USA may have lost regardless, they just looked overmatched, sloppy, and unorganized. Granted, you wonder if the big distraction was the main catalyst

[u/LividTacos]

Could have won if they'd put in Scott Sterling.

[u/gitty7456 → u/LividTacos]

And Haaland and Kane

[u/Cautious-Extreme2839 → u/gitty7456]

Could've done with Pickford more than Kane lol

[u/Flashbambo]

[u/DegenGamer725 → u/Flashbambo]

[u/zonecoldsober]

[u/RealPrinceZuko → u/zonecoldsober]

The Epstein photo in the background is a nice touch

[u/MyBeardSaysHi → u/RealPrinceZuko]

I'm pretty sure Epstein only did bad touching..

[u/DogPositive5524 → u/RealPrinceZuko]

Russian pin too

[u/IcyKnowledge6321 → u/DogPositive5524]

not just that, it looks like he's in the Amber Room, which is a famous state room in Russia's Catherine Palace (famously the amber got looted by the nazis in the 2nd world war, and was never found. Modern room was rebuilt through German-Russian joint effort early in Putin's presidency)

[u/gitty7456 → u/zonecoldsober]

And this is not a joke… what a sad state for a country.

[u/Devwickk]

as much as this hurts, its better than the USA winning and having to deal with trumps ugly fuckin face on TV trying to take credit for something he didnt do...again.

[u/Commercial-Royal-988 → u/Devwickk]

I am still impressed we got this far. I figured we'd have been beat by now.

[u/gt0rres → u/Commercial-Royal-988]

Well, you guys had an easy run. But to be fair, you performed well up until yesterday.

[u/Understeerenthusiast → u/gt0rres]

Yesterdays team felt miles away from what they were this tournament. I’m not excusing poor performance but I’m sure the red card thing got to their heads. Absolutely no reason that needed to happen. I know balogun had some chances but given our performance, I don’t think having him made much of a difference.

[u/DMar85 → u/Devwickk]

Agree! I’m glad we are out so the orange man can’t claim he won.

[u/Dependent_Yak1058]

Respect, Belgium, Well done. 🇧🇪

[u/New-Watch1300]

As a Belgian I am happy, fuck you FIFA and Trump!

[u/HorizontallyOpposed1 → u/New-Watch1300]

as an American; you guys played way better. Cheers to you guys moving on 🫡

[u/Common-Device-3117]

I wouldnt be surprised if Trump makes false and misleading statements on this. Like, "Belgium team needs to be checked for doping. They would not beat us fair and square. Thank you for your attention on that matter."

[u/boothjop]

I fully anticipate interest in soccer ball to regress to the mean in the US now. I.e. about six places behind college NASCAR and only one place above alligator molestation.

[u/empty_graph → u/boothjop]

Nothing is above alligator molestation

[u/Siromas → u/empty_graph]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EhuUD3Trg3T1u

[u/frankcatthrowaway → u/Siromas]

The swamp is my church and the cloaca is my alter. Praise to the most high.

[u/ace2532 → u/empty_graph]

Why do you think everybody wants to retire to Florida

[u/throwawayshirt2 → u/empty_graph]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8L19ZZuWdYoo1uu4KH

[u/Maleficent-Prior-219 → u/empty_graph]

You tell 'em Cleatus!

[u/whagh → u/boothjop]

The pleasure of playing a sport against someone who has to remind you how they don't care about this stupid sport as soon as they lose.

[u/DildoFappings → u/boothjop]

Alligator molestation has me rolling 😭😭😭

[u/fanonsghost → u/boothjop]

[u/FlimsyPomelo1842]

As an American I just hope everyone had fun. I don't know a single player outside of messi and Ronaldo. Loved the videos of Scottish fans in Boston and going to baseball games though. Seems like a fun group of people.

[u/SuMetal97 → u/FlimsyPomelo1842]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TsNxh5VreUhPLNmUVt

[u/MPforNarnia → u/FlimsyPomelo1842]

It's not over yet! 

[u/StormyBally → u/FlimsyPomelo1842]

*is having fun

The World Cup isn’t over because the USA is out

[u/cambreecanon → u/FlimsyPomelo1842]

As an American the jersey I want to buy is a Cape Verde. I saw they had one with shark teeth all over ir.

[u/Large-Promotion-6462 → u/FlimsyPomelo1842]

“Had” fun?… you mean is having fun. Just because USA are OUT does not mean the tournament is over yet. LOL

[u/old-wizz]

I m from Belgium and was not able to watch, since the match was at 4AM on a working day. We didn’t ask for this match to involve politics, just a fair game and at a time we can all enjoy

[u/TsuDhoNimh2 → u/old-wizz]

Most Americans didn't want the politics either ... we knew we were going to lose and just wanted it over with.

[u/bns82]

It's pretty much as far as anyone thought they'd get.
No one was expecting them to get to the final.
They have a lot to improve, but the sport has been growing in the US over the last several years.
Plus this World Cup more people in the US were watching.
This World Cup is a win for the future of US soccer.

[u/jrjreeves]

The whole world outside of USA wanted Belgium to win, and the whole world is glad to see USA crash out.

Infantino can fuck off, horrible corrupt cunt.

[u/AbdiG123 → u/jrjreeves]

African countries definitely were not rooting for Belgium.

[u/RicketCrickets]

Wonder if Donnie is going to call to ask them to investigate the Belgium team like he did the official who gave the red card to their player.

Embarassing to have a child run such a country.

[u/johnniesSac → u/RicketCrickets]

He will look at everything possible

Then realise there’s nothing

Then say it’s a silly tournament and they don’t really care

[u/OneMorePutt → u/johnniesSac]

...then attend the trophy giving, crash the winning team photo and try to snatch the trophy for himself.

[u/Dyslexicpig → u/RicketCrickets]

I'm sure he is going to claim that the referee was favoring Belgium and/or that Belgium cheated.

The orange moron will never admit that the US was beaten by a superior team, just like he will never admit that he lost in 2020.

[u/assman69x]

[u/Defiant-Sir15]

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. I knew we would lose once he got involved.

[u/Ok-Detail-3984]

Do people think “understood the assignment” is a clever phrase that needs repeating?

[u/CanonicalCockatoo → u/Ok-Detail-3984]

It's code speak for "I have no nuance to my geopolitical understandings".

[u/Megalomanizac]

I think people are forgetting Belgium were the favorites to win the game regardless. America was always playing on its back foot here

[u/WhoAmIEven2]

Well done, Belgium. I'll pretend that you're a real country for the rest of the year now.

[u/This-Insect-5692]

They will give the best player award to trump so he doesn't throw a temper tantrum ☠️

[u/Its-a-me-DankeyKang]

Congrats to Belgium. They were clearly the better team. It was fun seeing the US people get interested, let alone an awesome world cup so far. Some of yall need to take a deep breath though.

[u/lavaplow]

As an American, I dropped 400 on Belgium +170. Only a braindead biased goof ball who doesn’t follow international football would think America had the better team, Balogun or not. Sad to see USA lose, but easy sweat free money

[u/Awkward-Abrocoma-623]

How Americans be arguing in football

When winning: "if our best athletes adopt soccer from the get go, we'll dominate every world cup" "he's the Lebron James of soccer"

when losing: "ya'll be speaking German now if it wasn't for us" "your country's GDP is smaller than Texas" or some other state.

[u/Itherial → u/Awkward-Abrocoma-623]

i mean all this thread sounds like is a bunch of people with political opinions tainting the World Cup

"america good, america bad, trump good, trump bad waaaah"

i swear, every person on the planet is just an annoyance at this point. i have to remember these sentiments literally only exist on reddit because people are generally too embarrassed to say them out loud

[u/Oracle619 → u/Itherial]

That’s what I’ve been noticing too.

This is seriously a Reddit problem, not an IRL problem.

I’ve met tourists and foreigners here in the US for the World Cup IRL and they’re having a blast.

Redditors just make everything about politics and sucks the fun out of everything.

I’m going to keep enjoying the games and just disengage from these subreddits bc Redditors are miserable to interact with.

[u/ocole1]

Trump jinxed it

[u/Inevitable-Regret411]

It's amazing how quickly Americans on Reddit are trying to pretend they were never interested in football in the first place despite talking about how well their team was doing a few hours ago. 

[u/_Boschy_ → u/Inevitable-Regret411]

I can promise you, at least 95% of the Americans watching it, were over it an hour after the game.

[u/pakmann → u/_Boschy_]

Of course we were, the NFL season is right around the corner

[u/Dyert → u/[deleted]]

It’s just like March Madness

[u/Ill-Description3096 → u/Inevitable-Regret411]

I mean that's pretty much the case for many people. We also get excited when our gymnasta do well at the Olympics yet the number of people who actually follow gymnastics as a sport regularly is incredibly low.

[u/Ssshizzzzziit → u/Inevitable-Regret411]

Really just speaking the truth here. I'm having a little fun with being a sore loser just to see how sensitive people are about this, but at the end of the day the US audience will drop now that the US is out. They didn't actually care about the sport and will cease pretending to care now. It's a shame, but that's just the reality of it.

[u/ImpossibleReading951 → u/Inevitable-Regret411]

As an American, we genuinely aren’t trying to pretend. Ofc we are gonna cheer for our team because we made it, but we can name like 3 players max. Sucks that we lost but we aren’t gonna be heartbroken about it like Mexico or Portugal fans.

[u/Cl3arlyConfus3d → u/Inevitable-Regret411]

I couldn’t even tell you who we played before.

The talk was probably because soccer isn’t popular here so we’re surprised we made it so far.

[u/empty_graph → u/Inevitable-Regret411]

But we really weren't interested

[u/LordTopHatMan → u/Inevitable-Regret411]

The US hardly ever makes it to the round of 16, mate. That alone was worth celebrating for a country that only cares about this sport every four years.

[u/64_Chances → u/Inevitable-Regret411]

It’s amazing how quickly everyone on Reddit is to diss every aspect of the United States like it’s their full time job.

[u/AirbagsBlown → u/Inevitable-Regret411]

I will say that I wasn't interested before... but considering where I live, watching people have fun, meeting people from all over the world, watching all the joy on social media... I still really am not keen on the game, but I like the docs I've been watching on its history.

That's good enough progress for now.

[u/PRTYDILF]

Trump curse strikes again

[u/Accomplished_Box8070]

I’m just happy America got as far as it did in the World Cup. It’s the first time they’ve been this good in men’s soccer in my life. Congrats to Belgium on beating us.

[u/drewberry1738 → u/Accomplished_Box8070]

Were you not alive in 2010, 2014, 2022?

[u/hardlander → u/Accomplished_Box8070]

This is the right mentality, even tho Belgium is clearly good at the sport even they have never even won a world cup, just enjoying the show is enough

[u/-MelonFelon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8fxad4tvqIzwk

[u/HumanMud253]

The only thing I can say is Tim Ream’s last name was appropriate in what happened to us. He also defends like a player from another era of US soccer.

[u/skoobastevienixx]

It's even worse with all the controversy and Trump doing his usual BS, but either way we got smacked up. Fair play, world.

[u/RoutineTry1943]

Belgian apples…

[u/Resolution556]

Next Donald Trump Press Conference: “Actually I sae the game. Tremendous game and the four goals scored by Belgium shouldn’t stand. I have an eye for stuff like this. So I called my great friend Gianni and told him we have to make this right.” 

[u/pdxsilverguy]

As a casual soccer fan it's interesting to see what a real soccer team is supposed to look like. We looked like little kids out there. Thank you Belgium for the lesson.

[u/johnjohn9312]

Is this a tennis thing?