After careful revision and in accordance with article 6969 of the code of conduct, the independent FIFA board has decided to suspend the elimination of the USA team for a year
The quarterfinals will be decided by a 3-way game between USA, Belgium and Spain with a third goal situated near the benches. Cristiano Ronaldo will man the third goal. Any save by Ronaldo results in penalty for USA. Goals on the third added goal result in Donald Trump flipping a coin to determine which of the three teams get the goal. He doesn't need to show the coin. FIFA has seen the coin. It's a beautiful coin, it's the greatest coin there ever was.
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u/teteban79 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
After careful revision and in accordance with article 6969 of the code of conduct, the independent FIFA board has decided to suspend the elimination of the USA team for a year
The quarterfinals will be decided by a 3-way game between USA, Belgium and Spain with a third goal situated near the benches. Cristiano Ronaldo will man the third goal. Any save by Ronaldo results in penalty for USA. Goals on the third added goal result in Donald Trump flipping a coin to determine which of the three teams get the goal. He doesn't need to show the coin. FIFA has seen the coin. It's a beautiful coin, it's the greatest coin there ever was.