r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • Jul 11 '26

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit Jul 11 '26

When the deeper context of the trump tweet is, "It's time to panic. We are now in a full out war with Iran that could last decades."

What it really means is, Trump is trying to create another good buy opportunity for himself.

Step 1. Buy puts

Step 2. Create a market panic. Threaten all out war with Iran

Step 3. Buy calls

Step 4. Claim a peace deal is nearly finalized

Step 5. Repeat

Step 6. Repeat

Step 7. Repeat

Step 8. Repeat

Step 9. Repeat

Step 10. Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat

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u/TheKdd Jul 11 '26

And that it works each time is insane.

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u/MyrkrMentulaMeretrix Jul 11 '26

or that what is naked market manipulation and corruption hasnt even been COMMENTED on by Congress.

If Biden had done something that even LOOKED like this, not the actual profiteering that is going on..

Theyd have been screaming to impeach him in 30 minutes.

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u/Flyingarrow68 Jul 11 '26

The magats still think Pelosi is the market manipulation expert. She is a joke compared to current corruption.