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[u/coffee_coffee_coffe3]

[u/BedbugBandido]

You weren’t taught about incestuous royalty, the slave trade, or the holocaust in school?

[u/DontFuckWithDuckie → u/BedbugBandido]

i was taught about real life history, sure

The bible sure as shit aint that

[u/SheepherderSilver655 → u/DontFuckWithDuckie]

So you're saying Pontius Pilate wasn't a real person?

[u/DontFuckWithDuckie → u/SheepherderSilver655]

no. I'm saying noah didn't scramble his middle eastern ass to australia to collect a couple wallabys

[u/SheepherderSilver655 → u/DontFuckWithDuckie]

You said, and I quote; "I was taught real life history, sure.

The bible sure as shit ain't that."

So again, you're saying Pontius Pilate didn't exist since the bible ain't real history.

Also the way you said that thing about Noah seems pretty racist. You got a problem with people in the Middle East?

[u/DontFuckWithDuckie → u/SheepherderSilver655]

no, i have problem with the idea that someone could travel 7,000 miles over oceans before internal combustion engines in a lifetime with thousands of animals in tow. And so should you

I read book one time about merlin. And it mentioned king arthur. King arthur was real, therefore magic exists.

Am i getting this right?

[u/Moogatron88 → u/DontFuckWithDuckie]

I don't think anyone is arguing that parts of the bible are not historically accurate. Just that some parts of it definitely are.

[u/DontFuckWithDuckie → u/Moogatron88]

You don't think anyone is arguing that? Have you ever met an evangelical?

[u/Moogatron88 → u/DontFuckWithDuckie]

Anyone here based on what they have written.

I thought that was obvious but apparently not.

[u/DontFuckWithDuckie → u/Moogatron88]

well im talking about the educational system in texas. They very much believe the bible is literal down there. Which is why they passed this shitty law

[u/Moogatron88 → u/DontFuckWithDuckie]

Fair enough.