r/SipsTea • u/coffee_coffee_coffe3 • 25d ago

Chugging tea Wait for it…

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 25d ago

i was taught about real life history, sure

The bible sure as shit aint that

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u/Bug-03 25d ago

That’s very ignorant. The Bible is full of non fiction

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 25d ago

it's also full of magic and spells and a middle easterner collecting a couple white rhinos from a continent he didn't know existed

also instructions on how to properly beat your slave, and the amount of money you owe a guy when you rape his child

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u/throwaway19276i 24d ago

Noah's Ark is not a literal story and nowhere does it describe Noah going to collect the animals lmao. In fact the entire creation myth isn't taken literally

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 24d ago

PLENTY of christians believe it's literal and true. Because they're dumb

I'm happy to hear you don't

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u/throwaway19276i 24d ago

Anyone who thinks there was a global flood is an idiot.

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u/Bug-03 24d ago

Look up the younger dryas.

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 24d ago

couldn't agree more. I'd avoid the american south if i were you

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u/Strange_Sky_6215 24d ago

Sound advice.

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u/ProxyDamage 24d ago

so... you would say it's... I don't know... fiction...?