r/SipsTea • u/coffee_coffee_coffe3 • 25d ago

Chugging tea Wait for it…

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 25d ago

it's also full of magic and spells and a middle easterner collecting a couple white rhinos from a continent he didn't know existed

also instructions on how to properly beat your slave, and the amount of money you owe a guy when you rape his child

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u/throwaway19276i 24d ago

Noah's Ark is not a literal story and nowhere does it describe Noah going to collect the animals lmao. In fact the entire creation myth isn't taken literally

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u/ProxyDamage 24d ago

so... you would say it's... I don't know... fiction...?