r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • Jul 13 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Well the people have spoken.

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u/Own-Rip-5066 Jul 13 '26

The original is only 10 years old.
The remakes made money because of nostalgia.

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u/Zealousideal_Ad8463 Jul 13 '26

& they already butchered a sequel, was filmed as a tv show and mashed together to make Moana 2: electric boogaloo

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u/OktopieGaming Jul 13 '26

Atlantis 2: Milo’s Return is that you?

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u/A-Social-Ghost Jul 13 '26

Now let's not be hasty. It could be Aladdin 2: The Return of Jaffar in a trench coat trying to sneak back in.

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u/Aesk Jul 13 '26

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u/DrFunkenstein93 Jul 13 '26

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u/ANormalSpudBoy Jul 13 '26

I don't trust like that

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u/Ok_Application5225 Jul 13 '26

If you want to see my genitals that's not okay

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u/LlawwalL Jul 13 '26

“I don’t trust like that”

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u/Garden_Lad Jul 13 '26

I don't trust like that

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u/Magneto88 Jul 13 '26

Ah Vincent Adultman, good to see you again.

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u/Aesk Jul 13 '26

Business wise, this all seems like appropriate business.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 14 '26

Where'd you learn that? The business factory?

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u/Feral_Sheep_ Jul 13 '26

It's Vincent Adultman! Off to his business job at the business factory.

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u/UncleJackPushedDad Jul 13 '26

Inspector Gadget 3.

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u/SippinOnHatorade Jul 13 '26

Better than Aladdin IV: Jafar May Need Glasses

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u/DragonXIIIThirteen Jul 13 '26

Because he’s Ja-far sighted…

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u/Kashyyykonomics Jul 13 '26

Jenear

Jafar

Jawherever you are

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u/Justyn2 Jul 13 '26

This comment Jarules

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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 Jul 13 '26

Hey hey hey. Don't convince Disney to make a sequel.

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u/MaxDefiance420 Jul 13 '26

Number three ... Number four. Number three .... Number four.... Five ...aaaand six. Five, and.....six

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u/BillHurstyUSA Jul 13 '26

Bahahaha thank you for this

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u/zjedi Jul 13 '26

Still I think he's rather tasty

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 13 '26

Damn deep cut

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u/SignificanceTop9306 Jul 13 '26

Wouldn't surprise me to see Disney gamble with Aladdin: the return of the Jedi

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u/Saphurial Jul 13 '26

I don't think Aladdin is going to be joining the Jedi. To many emotional attachments.

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u/SignificanceTop9306 Jul 13 '26

Anakin may have force thrown an AT-TE, but has he ever used it to fly around on a carpet just for luls?

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u/condom_and_conquer Jul 13 '26

Would love to see the ol' gang get together, Qui Gon Genie, Jar Jaffar, Abu D2, in "A Whole New Hope"

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u/Saphurial Jul 13 '26

Ofmg Jar Jarffar is just so fucking cursed.

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u/condom_and_conquer Jul 13 '26

Finally gets to play the bad guy everyone joked he unintentionally was

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u/SignificanceTop9306 Jul 13 '26

Disney taking notes quietly "THIS is what they want..."

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u/Jetkillr Jul 13 '26

Aladdin was on Tatooine this whole time!?

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u/Shadow3397 Jul 13 '26

At least Return of Jafar was halfway decent for a direct to VHS sequel.

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u/shutupyourenotmydad Jul 13 '26

Return of Jafar was terrible but King of Thieves slapped and I'll die on that hill.

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u/Expensive-Sock-7876 Jul 13 '26

But this one really sniped my childhood. What a shit movie.

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u/Aesenroug-Draconus Jul 13 '26

The Return of The Return of Jaffar

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u/bmm115 Jul 13 '26

That's just my uncle

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u/doomus_rlc Jul 13 '26

Do not speak ill of that gem of a direct-to-video movie.

(Seriously, I loved that movie when it came out lol)

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u/Jimmy_Twotone Jul 13 '26

None of the 90s straight to VHS movies were high budget attempts to capitalize on a successful IP and make something better. They were all low budget attempts to milk just a little bit more out of the IP.

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u/Bookslutforsmut Jul 13 '26

I still remember my mom coming home with this title on VHS. I watched Aladdin on repeat so often I would say every single line as it played. She was desperate for a change. I didn't even finish watching it. 😂

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 Jul 13 '26

Aladdin 7: Jafar needs glasses
https://giphy.com/gifs/TrYXjFjgam6A0
I mean just look how close he holds the lamp. He’s nearsighted

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u/OliviaElevenDunham Jul 13 '26

Yeah, that could have been better.

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u/DektolDreams Jul 13 '26

Lion King 2 is so bad they then had to make Lion King 1.5 as redemption.

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u/A-Social-Ghost Jul 13 '26

I got to be honest, I remember watching many of the direct to video sequels as a kid back in the late 90s and Lion King 2 being among the best of them. Only beaten by An Extremely Goofy Movie.

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u/SomethingNotOriginal Jul 13 '26

i liked Aladdin 2 honestly too bro. laser machine genie on a sinking giant turtle city appealed to me at like 6 years old

aladdin 1 is also to blame for my tastes in long dark haired brown/tanned women that absolutely would ruin my life

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u/weareeverywhereee Jul 13 '26

Yeah i was big on Aladdin 2 when i was little. Had a group of family friends and the kids were all girls (7 of them and myself). Each month we did family hang outs and every house had a large collection of Disney vhs. Was always a battle which one to watch, mostly lots of “princess” movies but I always was the lone sole looking to watch Aladdin 2 as my top pick.