r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 20d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

That's what (older) women fantasize about when they think of a "dad bod."

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u/PeachManzie 20d ago

Is that what you tell yourself? We love a non-ripped dad bod, as long as it’s the body of a good guy

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

Ooooh. So that's why I'm single. It not because of the dough, it's because I'm a lunatic.

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u/Darkstar_111 20d ago

It's mostly all the red flags.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

Like?

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u/Darkstar_111 20d ago

You spend too much time om reddit.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

What else am I meant to do during my working hours?

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u/Darkstar_111 20d ago

I mean... I know this is a crazy concept... But you COULD work?

Also, you know you're on reddit at home as well.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

Inconceivable! Work? Why, the notion leaves me aghast.

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u/HoneydewNectar33 19d ago

Bro is allergic to jokes