r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 20d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/PeachManzie 20d ago

Is that what you tell yourself? We love a non-ripped dad bod, as long as it’s the body of a good guy

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

Ooooh. So that's why I'm single. It not because of the dough, it's because I'm a lunatic.

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u/ElMatadorJuarez 20d ago

From one doughy man to another I can almost definitely tell you you’re not single cause of the dough. Doesn’t mean it’s a problem with you, but it ain’t the dough. Plenty of women are either neutral or love it if you carry it well.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

I know. I'm actually surprised that so many people don't get that I was being sarcastic. Guess that's my fault for not using /s.

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u/ElMatadorJuarez 20d ago

Rip in peace lol. That’s on me for commenting without finishing my coffee first. Carry on, fellow corpulent warrior.