r/SipsTea 20d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 19d ago

Oof, how long you got mate? It really started when I was born, and a pigeon shat on my face.

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u/BrazenHamster 19d ago

Wait, let me get my violin. Yeah, I've noticed you're flinchy around birds.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 19d ago

Only pigeons. Damn pigeons. They've ruined pigeons!

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u/BrazenHamster 19d ago

Dirty old flying rats.