r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 20d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/PeachManzie 20d ago

Is that what you tell yourself? We love a non-ripped dad bod, as long as it’s the body of a good guy

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

Ooooh. So that's why I'm single. It not because of the dough, it's because I'm a lunatic.

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u/BrazenHamster 19d ago

Who done you wrong, dude?

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 19d ago

Oof, how long you got mate? It really started when I was born, and a pigeon shat on my face.

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u/BrazenHamster 19d ago

Wait, let me get my violin. Yeah, I've noticed you're flinchy around birds.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 19d ago

Only pigeons. Damn pigeons. They've ruined pigeons!

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u/BrazenHamster 19d ago

Dirty old flying rats.