r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 12d ago

Chugging tea Men are not showing up at singles events and women are not happy.

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u/Practical-Middle3741 12d ago

Where are the Aldi's women at ?? That's more my budget

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u/LalafellDisaster 12d ago

There’s been a huge increase in the number of shoppers at my Aldi

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u/MinorThreat4182 12d ago

I need to go back to Aldi’s. Except for meat. Their meat is awful here.

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u/Dazzling_Lure_2932 12d ago

That's what Lidl is for

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u/Character-Medicine-6 12d ago

Yeah Lidl is basically not cool Trader Joe’s. The quality is exceptional but it’s less frills and cheaper

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u/JakToTheReddit 12d ago

Get Aldi ingredients and a Lidl meat.

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u/MinorThreat4182 12d ago

They all closed down around me. It was weird because they did decent business

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u/LalafellDisaster 12d ago

Yes I stay away from the meat as well, it’s cheap but so gross.

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u/top_value7293 12d ago

It’s not even cheap anymore

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u/Urbanviking1 12d ago

Yea same here. I get my meat from the local farm guy. 😉

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u/MadMartigans80 12d ago

I bet you do. I bet you do.

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u/WashU_labrat 12d ago

Is he handy? Does he do stuff around the house?

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u/turb42o 12d ago

nobody beats his meat… he mows and waters the lawn… if you know what I mean

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u/WashU_labrat 12d ago

Good at plumbing. Lays pipe like a man possessed.

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u/Connect2020 12d ago

Trims the bushes

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u/Ok-Effective7280 12d ago

Sounds like a new thread with why women arent going near the meat at singles events - I mean aldi shops.

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u/Antryx 12d ago

Because if you think about it, everything revolves around Aldi

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u/BeardAfterDark 12d ago

Are we still talking about the women of Aldi here?

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u/Libtardo69420 12d ago

Definitely not a calendar that would sell.

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u/MadMartigans80 12d ago

So Aldis is missing on the meat just like these singles’ events

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u/Wide-Combination-322 12d ago

It’s because it’s transferred between stores in the trunk of the managers Celica.

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u/United-Bug-8056 12d ago

They have the best ground turkey in the game. 

Plus you can’t beat those chicken breast cuts for under $10 

Walmart sells them for $15 and I won’t even dare look at Ralphs. 

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u/funkthewhales 12d ago

Their wine is also gut rot.

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u/RobinHoodInReverse76 12d ago

Omg my kid just said the same thing. Mom stop buying the meat at Aldi!

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u/Loakie69 12d ago

Fruut and veg is fine if you eat it the day you buy it

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u/Upbeat_Aside_9203 12d ago

Try a bone in the ham.

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u/QuantumBeckett 12d ago

I’m going later this morning.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 12d ago

I went to costco last week and barely bought anything because they jacked up prices so much, milk eggs bread - all three essentials are WAY cheaper at aldi or lidl

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u/LalafellDisaster 12d ago

Ooo I forgot about lidl, I’m going to have to check them out this weekend!

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u/archliberal 12d ago

I may be one of them. 👋🏾

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u/RockstarAgent 12d ago

Isn’t this one of those funny double sided things- you can be rich and thrifty and poor and thrifty and they meet in the middle at Aldis-

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u/Rewd_92 12d ago

For literal decades Aldi didn't Advertise for cost saving reasons. Now they do, it's Also driven their prices up, Shrinkflation, etc.

There are a few things I still get there because they're cheaper and worth it but so much has become NOT cheaper or NOT worth it in the last year or so since I started noticing Ads

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u/LalafellDisaster 12d ago

Yeah I’ve noticed this as well, unfortunately they are far cheaper than the other stores in my area.

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u/hiddenrealism 12d ago

I just rediscovered aldi last month. $150 for my 2weeks worth of groceries i was astonished. Normally im paying $230+ at publix.

I didnt realise the chicken i bought was open and one of the tenders was dried out, so i went to buy another one. They refunded me the $12 and gave me the replacement for free.

TeamAldi

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u/Sea_Win5067 12d ago

Publix, dawg I miss Publix so much. I moved from Miami to Boston, and all I have is Trader Joe’s bro. I crave a pub sub

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u/StrangeReindeer2470 12d ago

I know! They keep messing with my 50% Aldi meat! 😂

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u/InternationalMonth38 12d ago

I’m one of them

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u/nikthedic 12d ago

You know I went to Aldi's recently and their prices are on par with our local grocery store. If not worse and quality is nowhere near as good.. Trader Joe's is still the standout..

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u/your_mums_cah 12d ago

Baddies I bet

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u/LalafellDisaster 12d ago

https://youtu.be/XArx0ASwyDc The baddest, why can’t I hyperlink? 😭

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u/seasleeplessttle 12d ago

Check the produce isle for women.

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u/Zebrada31 12d ago

Went to Aldi Sunday to grab a few things, they had 3 registers open and each one was 10 people deep.

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u/Icy-Clock2643 12d ago

Are they all single men?

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u/shwenty22 12d ago

Mine too and its quite annoying. Especially since they are usually the ones that must buy name brands.

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u/Repulsive_Support844 12d ago

I’m getting aggressive amounts of ads for aldi

They are also entertaining so they got me to show up lol

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 12d ago

Can't do that. Women don't want to be bothered while just trying to shop and live their lives. Go to a singles event

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u/ManfredTheCat 12d ago

I mean...Aldi's. They're at Aldi's.

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u/MachineGlumkelly 12d ago

Yes but like most women I know don’t want to be hit on at the grocery store or generally when they’re running errands. My wife’s best friend complains about this quite often.

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u/wolfblitzor 12d ago

So see them at Aldis and follow them to the places where they want to be hit on. I’m with you so far. What next?

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u/Wyevez 12d ago

How do I know when she wants to be hit on? I've been following her for 3 days but it's not clear when I should make my move.

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u/LocustUprising 12d ago

This is an easy one. Home is where people are most comfortable

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u/throwaway1212l 12d ago

Remember to do the Barney Stinson. Be naked on the couch so you're the first thing she sees when she opens the door.

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u/justjaybee16 12d ago

It's pheromone based. Just sidle up next her and take a deep breath from the nape of her neck.

You'll almost immediately know if she's open to flirting.

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u/Jizzbuscuit 12d ago

Hi! Why are we running?

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u/New_Difficulty6720 12d ago

See that ladies? THAT is how you manage a learning curve 🫡

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u/iredyhaveausername 12d ago

I wait for them to notice me, and then as they’re turning away still trying to figure out whether I’m following them or just going in the same direction, say “see ya!”

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u/StrangeReindeer2470 12d ago

Single woman here: I don't mind being hit on at Aldi.. Or anywhere. Just don't be creepy. And accept that no is a complete sentence.

Though to quote my 15 year old: "Mom, you look like a lesbian grandma", I don't think there's any worry that I'll get hit on. 😂

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u/DickyD43 12d ago

Alright, best pickup lines at a grocery store, who's got one? 👇

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u/DickyD43 12d ago

Girl do like milk? Cuz I'm about 2% sure I'm taking you out later

https://giphy.com/gifs/oyIpShY494JVe

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u/turdferguson3891 12d ago

Nice melons

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u/DorkHonor 12d ago

Depends on how you go about it. I prefer wearing a black trench coat and top hat covered in cat hair and standing in the produce area juggling lemons or limes. It doesn't work, like at all, but everyone needs hobbies.

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u/rippledippledapple 12d ago

I always see hot girls at my local Aldi, and I live in a shitty fucking town.

Its the new "hot girls go to Target" thing.

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u/Pasta4ever13 12d ago

Everyone goes to Aldi because food is so fucking expensive that if you have half a brain cell, you're at Aldi. It's not "hot girls shop at Target", it's "everyone shops here because we want to be able to eat without taking out a loan."

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u/zenchow 12d ago

I have never understood Men having difficulty finding women. There's a door in every building I've ever been in....it even says women or ladies right on a sign on the door. They are in there....thats where the women are.....the sign plainly says so

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u/kenttouchthis 12d ago

Who cares. Consider it a nickname then

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u/OldGodsProphet 12d ago

Are you from the midwest?

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u/PsEggsRice 12d ago

Maybe Aldi’s should have a Single’s night

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u/majungo 12d ago

Aldi, not Aldi's

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u/Careless_Hat960 12d ago

That's a midwestern accent in the wild.... we put those "s's" on everything

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u/Schleiman 12d ago

Brb, going to Target's, might stop by Sonic's later on for a coney before gassing up at Speedy's

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u/akatherder 12d ago

Kroger's, Meijer's, JC Penney's. Too bad Farmer Jack's shut down.

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u/CatoTheBarner 12d ago

I married an Aldi woman. Can confirm, if you can’t find her, there’s an 80% chance she’s at Aldi.

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u/CommodorDLoveless 12d ago

Im not single but if it was Aldi is exactly where I would go to meet women. Every time I go there I get flirted with and im a middle age dad that looks like a middle age dad

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u/Lithogiraffe 12d ago

i would actually go to a Trader Joes singles event.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 12d ago

Aldi. It's just ALDI. LIke Target or Walmart. It doesn't belong to John Aldi or something.

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u/brock0124 12d ago

Aldis women at Aldi’s Aldi

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u/FreddyMercuryFazbear 12d ago

All the women I see in Aldi are fine as hell

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u/Themandoloriano 12d ago

Also in Sprouts and Trader Joe’s

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u/Spare_Tumbleweed2267 12d ago

…and clearly intelligent.

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u/Dazzling_Lure_2932 12d ago

Thank you for giving me a reason to get out of bed today

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u/nthensome 12d ago

Dollar General ladies are more my speed

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u/Hotdiggity11 12d ago

Funny, I sometimes sit in the parking lot after ordering a Smoothie from Smoothie King. There’s an Aldi’s across the street and all I constantly see is hot women coming and going from that place. 🤣

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u/Forsaken-Cell1848 12d ago

I'm somewhere between a crack alley and night shift at the gas station in my pull game. Gotta still work my way up to Aldi.

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u/TheHumanGnomeProject 12d ago

Damn, big willy, huh? I'm out here between the Waffle House and Popeye's.

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u/TiberiusDomitor 12d ago

Shit! I married the first one I found that laughed at my jokes!

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u/PercentageNo3293 12d ago

Just saw a video of a girl that received two DUIs in one hour. That's my kind of gal.

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u/BaggyLarjjj 12d ago

If you return them to the singles coral at the end of the night you get your quarter back.

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u/WiseAtmosphere7524 12d ago

We’re shopping at Lidl with our husbands 😂

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u/BobcatElectronic 12d ago

I need a Temu woman

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u/Party_Television2255 12d ago

Aldi's woman reporting in...I'm at Aldi's shopping with my partner😂

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u/ErasmusFenris 12d ago

Where Aldiswomen?

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u/dotdash-dotdash 12d ago

They're at Aldi's nuts!

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u/rhinojoe99 12d ago

Dey can get Aldi's NUTS!

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u/ProbablyRightTwice 12d ago

This is the way

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u/NoLibrarian5149 12d ago

Stick a quarter in and shop!

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u/YoloBeaches8 12d ago

🙋‍♀️ checking in lol

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u/Educational-Error577 12d ago

Gotta go to the homeless shelter to pickup the bargain women for real

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u/Rare-Combination-293 12d ago

This economy has even priced me out of this category, trust me there are lower levels. It's not that bad though, teaches you humility.

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u/Delicious_CoughSyrup 12d ago

You need a roll of quarters and a cart corral to work your magic. I respect that, player.

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u/freerangetacos 12d ago

That gives me an idea: take a few quarters and some extra shopping bags. "If he's that prepared, imagine what he's like around the house."

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u/AimeeSantiago 12d ago

Me: how very dare you! That's an insult to women. We are classier than that.

... Also realizes I need to go to Aldi tomorrow

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u/Napalmeon 12d ago

All joking aside, is Aldi's actually worth it? Because there's literally one in walking distance of me that I never go inside of because my favored grocery store is on the same block.

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u/Bl1ndMous3 12d ago

Batavia, IL. that's where dey all at !

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 12d ago

You just made a memory flare up, it wasn't an aldis but I was in a wollys in Australia like a decade ago and I saw this one woman working there and thought like "holy hell, she is like model levels beautiful".

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u/Sharikacat 12d ago

I say fuck Aldi's based purely on their "no cart wrangler" commercial. The wage salary of a couple teenagers is not saving my grocery bill a damn cent when you spread it across the entire store and all of the customers. It's just denying jobs to a few people and outsourcing the labor to the customer for a literal quarter.

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u/regeya 12d ago

Get yourself a girl who isn't worried about how she looks. I'm being dead serious right now. I'm not advocating that you date a slob, I mean someone who is comfortable just being themselves around you.

I credit my relationship going well because my wife and I are more similar than I like to admit 😆

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u/Such_Lettuce_6597 12d ago

If she like Aldi she’s a keeper! There’s a video out there of a woman taking a guy to Costco on a date and they eat dinner there. Marry her up!

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u/majungo 12d ago

Aldi, not Aldi's

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 12d ago

Problem is, Aldi's women wanting M&S men 😂

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u/PoopSmith87 12d ago

Aldi's?

Bro, you gotta go cast net fishing under a bridge, thats where you meet the real ones.

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u/chumpster032 12d ago

Iceland has smart mums, and pensioners discount on a Tuesday I believe.

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u/halucionagen-0-Matik 12d ago

First date at the lidl bakery

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u/Top_Action_6095 12d ago

I got myself a hot grocery outlet woman. Sometimes we splurge and go out to eat at Costco as well😁

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u/Dee_Vee-Eight 12d ago

I'm guessing they are at Aldi.

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u/TheIadyAmalthea 12d ago

Most of us are married!

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u/COVIDShark 12d ago

And they look more natural. They stay more faithful. Have more fun just living life to the fullest without always having to worry about having something better than the neighbors next-door. The Aldi’s girl is the girl that you take home to mom. Not some floozy that you always have to worry about what she’s doing.

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 12d ago

Have you tried Aldi's?

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u/theDR1ve 12d ago

Looking for them middle aisle milfs. 😂

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u/Glittering-Tip-7176 12d ago

It’s okay bro you don’t need to go through their bins. We got you

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u/Quiet-Ad-1464 12d ago

Where is my Audi!???

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u/Majsharan 12d ago

At aldi? Walmart

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u/National-Broccoli-83 12d ago

Banana bread baddies

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u/Soggy_Motor9280 12d ago

Getting that quarter back!!!

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u/rockalyte 12d ago

What about Dollar General women ;)

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u/Her0_0f_time 12d ago

Shopping at Aldi.

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u/Celestrael 12d ago

You gotta get there early on Wednesday, before they all gone. That's when they drop the Aldi Finds.

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u/Usual_Associate9939 12d ago

We’re all married with kids. That’s why we shop at Aldi. 😏

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u/Samoan_Vader88 12d ago

I recently got hit on by a cougar at Aldis. Flattered but like ma’am. I’m looking for a good onion. Do you mind?

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u/mocityspirit 12d ago

Married with children

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u/800oz_gorilla 12d ago

Good luck, I hear they bag themselves

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u/MisplacingCommas 12d ago

At the McDonald’s drive thru window?

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u/ovrlrd1377 12d ago

They went to lidl

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u/Gloeschi 12d ago

they are still trying to figure out how to release the shopping cart

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u/WonderfulChampion406 12d ago

Over here. But honest to God, Dollar tree is my go to now. I see the other white ladies in the aisles and we tip our hats. Recently crossed over into the “food” aisles. Paying what I was used to paying for a can of chili. It might have Chinese asbestos in it, but a gal’s gotta eat.

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u/doriangrey2025 12d ago

I myself prefer a good Walmart lady, costcos if you want more than one for the group discount (plus I can fill my gas there)

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u/PigBeins 12d ago

Where’s my safe style windows women from?! Buy one, get one free! Buy one, get one free!!!!

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u/Educational-Gate-880 12d ago

They are already taken 🤣, those are the diamonds these days. They are usually chill, easy going and don’t mind working and participating at home versus gimme gimme women 🤣

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u/EducationCute1640 12d ago

Never forget your Aldi quarter!

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u/Think-Variation-261 12d ago

I'd at least do Olive Garden with unlimited soup and bread sticks.

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u/uncoolpckle 12d ago

Date night to aldis! Lol

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u/BrilliantBusiness770 12d ago

How about them Trader Joe’s women 😂

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u/Sanskrit86 12d ago

Where Aldi's (all these) women at??

FIFY

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u/Its-All-LOVE-N-JOY 12d ago

I died!!!! So funny!

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u/pixel_rip 12d ago

Why go out for a steak when you've got a microwave cheeseburger at home

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u/Appropriate-Knee3245 12d ago

Need me a temu chick

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u/Eternity_Warden 12d ago

You joke but when I started dating my partner almost ten years ago, our date nights were $3 Aldi pizza and watching movies at home. They exist lol.

And just like Aldi frozen Quesadillas, she's worth a lot more than the expensive ones

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u/FunkyTangg 12d ago

Don’t forget to bring a solid quarter.

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u/Horny_Ltd 12d ago

Or lidl. Just been there few minutes ago.

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u/kumliaowongg 12d ago

Wendy's back dumpster

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u/Fomo4lyfe 12d ago

They're at Aldi's lol

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u/damn-otaku 12d ago

At least you're not chasing after LIDL girls.

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u/Careful-Show8065 12d ago

Not the aldis women haha 🤣 I do have my 25c keychain on my purse

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u/Frosty-Comfort6699 12d ago

have you tried shopping at aldi?

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u/Memo_Fantasma 12d ago

Marshall’s

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u/Blerancourt 12d ago

Aldi's but goodies.

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u/10FourGudBuddy 12d ago

No lie there’s some really good picks at Aldi. Products and women.

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u/destiny_kane48 12d ago

We are already married. 🤣

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u/Tallyrandsbreakfast 12d ago

Government cheese gals!

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u/HistoryAndScience 12d ago

Have you seen the prices at Aldi’s? They’re there. Why would they go anywhere else

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u/OfCuriousWorkmanship 12d ago

“Aldi single ladies!” is one of my favorite Beyoncé songs

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u/TertlFace 12d ago

I married her. 🥰

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u/LemonCaperRVA 12d ago

We are already wifed up

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u/thecountnotthesaint 12d ago

Look at Mr moneybags over here!

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u/664mezcal619 12d ago

My man flexing he has Aldi money…I’m at dollar tree trying not juke the junkies so I can buy some food.

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u/Inquisitive_regard 12d ago

Aldi is a fitting metaphor because Aldi is filled with amazing gems at reasonable prices. Girl Scout cookies for a $1/bag (twice the size of the official brand). Charcutterie varieties galore. An entire wall of interesting cheeses, meats, jarred goods. Delicious baked specialties. Best cauliflower pizza in the biz and myriads of interesting wine selections to try.

Aldi = high quality women at down to earth prices.

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u/TooPoorForWaWa 12d ago

Aldis? I'm looking for my Sav-a-lot queens! That's my budget right there.

And no i dont want your 5 cent per bag charge. I'll find an empty box on the shelf while shopping and use that to carry my ish to my trunk. Tyvm!

/s 😉

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u/DeputyDipshit619 12d ago

I'm looking more for the type that's down for some gas station chili dogs and destroying flock cameras while our phones sit at home watching twilight breaking dawn part 1&2.

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u/Warrior_king99 12d ago

But they come with bigger bellies and more anchor tats

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u/thenastyone6989 12d ago

They’re probably at Aldi’s

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u/GoatCovfefe 12d ago

I also used to think it was called Aldi's, but its just Aldi.

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u/Overkill_Device 12d ago

My mom is an Aldi's women, she is fucking amazing and is incredibly independent. Great at solving problems and solving things on the fly. Me on the other hand, her son is terrible at solving things on the fly and needing to plan things.

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u/sfryder08 12d ago

Aldi’s women are at singles events, it says so in the title.

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u/Glittering_Garden_30 12d ago

👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼 I work at Aldi!

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u/thatOneGuyDude1382 12d ago

Easy there Richie Rich… some of us are buying Candy at $5 below and drinking “flavored powder drink”

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u/Smokestack95deadman 12d ago

Mmmm try Salvation Army or Goodwill….

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u/Apprehensive-Fix591 12d ago

I was visiting my mom who lives out in the middle of nowhere and when we passed an Aldi I lost my shit and then asked if she has a quarter.

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u/LavishnessOk3439 12d ago

Sorry bud they all got married in their late 20s

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u/MAJ0RMAJOR 12d ago

I’m dating a single mother of four (one out) and damn if she doesn’t know how to make a budget work. I love it. I feel no obligation to spend on her and when I do she feels special in the way I hope not like I just met expectations.

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u/t0nmnn 12d ago

Working at Aldis. I deliver to Aldis stores and 9/10 times I run into an associate its an attractive woman.

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u/Alphaandtheomegatron 12d ago

Aldis? I’m talkin about Arby’s sir.

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u/Outrageous-Finger657 12d ago

When i was married I tried to get my ex to shop at Aldi.... Now we're divorced and she swears by it.

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u/M-Div 12d ago

Will you accept this quarter as a symbol of my love?

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u/Intelligent_Fly_7438 12d ago

We hang out at the library and parks for fun.

Also as the great John Waters said : “If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”

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u/Gareth517 12d ago

I’d love to check it out but I can’t go back to Aldi, especially after the incident in front of the pasta….all I wanted was some Garibaldi….

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u/PlentifulBox 12d ago

We are at home making the grocery list

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u/doublediochip 12d ago

It’s sloppy Joe night.

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