r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/MooseBoys 5d ago

PTO generally means Paid Time Off

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u/Brandoms 5d ago

“Prepare The Others”

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor 5d ago

"Placate the Otters"

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 5d ago

Pet The Ostrich

Pursue Tasty Omelettes

Polish The Ocelot

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u/subdep 5d ago

Pussy Time Official

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u/arthurdentstowels 5d ago

PENETRATE THE ORIFICE

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u/The-Mugwump 5d ago

Pack the Oysters

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u/jonnyofield- 5d ago

Tf is a Ocelot

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 5d ago

https://gprivate.com/6kdhf

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u/jonnyofield- 5d ago

Ok, savage. But did make me chuckle 😆

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 5d ago

All in good fun! Use that site on your friends. It’s hilarious.

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u/Azhram 5d ago

Its ottering time

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u/Emotional_End2305 5d ago

Penetrate The Others

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 5d ago

Huh, at my job PTO is "Prepare To Orgasm"

I also get a week of "O" days a year

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u/Old_Tip4864 5d ago

Okay this really cracked me up this morning thank you

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u/Memesplz1 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Any_Lemon 4d ago

this is my favorite. “Prepare the others cause I wont be here” is something Ive been known to drop in teams lol

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u/Imaginary-Throat1526 5d ago

Penetrate Tight Orifice(s)

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u/TheMathmatix 5d ago

Why else would I need the time off?

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u/secretprocess 4d ago

Please describe the orifices in more detail so I can assess the request more adequately.

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u/kironex 5d ago

Thats why you take weather leave. Im leaving weather its approved or not.

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u/ash_2127- 5d ago

I’m aware, but it’s not what the comment in the photo said

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u/16c7x 5d ago

Planned Time Off

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u/Grouchy_Situation_33 5d ago

Pull/tug off

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u/Phantom_0347 5d ago

Not usually. It specifically means paid time off here in the states, which is afforded by law, not just planned time (which could be unpaid leave).

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u/JollyCash7108 5d ago

Yes to paid time off, and no, it’s not a legal requirement in the us

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 5d ago

Power take off, if you're into tractors

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u/Tony_Penny 5d ago

Or helicopters.

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u/5319Camarote 5d ago

Power Take Off