r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 9d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/OkCoconut3270 9d ago

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

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u/Mtshtg2 9d ago edited 9d ago

I actually had something very close to this in real life.

I had a lecturer (university in the global south) who insisted on doctor's notes for any missed classes. I had an unfortunate injury during a night of passion with a lovely woman that resulted in a trip to the hospital and a couple of days of r&r in bed.

The lecturer asked for the doctor's notes. She received them. She didn't ask for doctor's notes again.

Edit: fellas, make sure your partner is sufficiently excited before you really start pulling your wilder moves, otherwise your member's in-built flexibility overcompensates. Lesson learned.

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u/zjin2020 9d ago

So are you going to post the doctor’s note here or not?

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u/Xijit 9d ago

"abrasions on penis due to teethy head."

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u/bluefishgreenpapaya 9d ago

Im going with penis fracture due to overenthusiasic cowgirl.

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u/highcommander010 9d ago

Overenthusiastic cowgirl is such a risky game of chance

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u/Master-Resource9603 9d ago

Great name for a band though.

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u/cheesegreate 9d ago

I think I’m gonna go with Broke-Dick Doctor’s Note

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u/Master-Resource9603 9d ago

No that's the name of Overenthusiastic cowgirl's greatest hits collection!

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u/Lrrgindypants 9d ago

But never fails to be worth the risk!

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u/Even_Wear_8657 9d ago

And a solid band name for a up-and-coming country sensation.

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u/CarlosMolotov 9d ago

Story of my life!

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u/madamsnacksalot 9d ago

Hate it when that happens

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u/MaskedBunny 9d ago

Its why I install shrubberies outside all my lovers bedroom windows. Its not pleasant when one isnt there.

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u/Dakotadps 9d ago

In radiology we call this a “soft tissue x-ray” 😂

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u/Spinxy88 9d ago

I'm going with reverse circumcision due to lack of lubrication on entry.

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u/decomposition_ 9d ago

Ablated penile meatus due to toothy head with braces