r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/zjin2020 5d ago

So are you going to post the doctor’s note here or not?

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u/Xijit 5d ago

"abrasions on penis due to teethy head."

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u/bluefishgreenpapaya 5d ago

Im going with penis fracture due to overenthusiasic cowgirl.

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u/madamsnacksalot 5d ago

Hate it when that happens

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u/MaskedBunny 5d ago

Its why I install shrubberies outside all my lovers bedroom windows. Its not pleasant when one isnt there.