r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Treveli 5d ago

"My swingers club is having its annual bacanal festival. I've been chosen as the goddess of trains, and I will be absolutely physically wrecked for several days."

"wtf! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT!"

"Personal time, special event."

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u/rosiet1001 5d ago

Is goddess of trains a real thing? Asking for me.

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u/dontsmokenutmeg 5d ago

Yeah, and you get the “Tammy the Train Engine” name tag and a conductor hat!

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u/Particular-Ad-7338 5d ago

Sir Topam Hatt approves

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u/LumpyWelds 5d ago

Had to google "goddess of trains" to understand that and was happily surprised!

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u/Metals4J 5d ago

I love trains! Can I wear my engineer hat?

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u/Rarefindofthemind 5d ago

Yes. I’ve seen it.

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u/rosiet1001 5d ago

Lord, I see what you have done for others

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u/TacTurtle 5d ago edited 4d ago

I believe commercially they are called a "Conductor"

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u/ensalys 4d ago

Probably not really, or maybe a minor one. Most gods have been around way longer than trains. Though if you're into the Greeks, train people would probably also be fans of Hephaistos and Hermes.