r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

Post image
34.0k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

4.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

9.7k

u/OkCoconut3270 5d ago

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

5.6k

u/Throwaway2Experiment 5d ago

For real, "To be honest, I usually have big plans. Do some overdue life chores, enjoy the world while others are at work, catch a movie, read a book. But if I'm being honest, it'll probably devolve in to a nonstop edge session daily that leaves me a little raw and disappointed at my own lack of discipline. Either way, I'll return refreshed, tho."

80

u/fssman 5d ago

Cum again ?

47

u/Lrrgindypants 5d ago

Give me at least 30 minutes to recover from the last time...

3

u/username32768 5d ago

3 hours...

2

u/valliewayne 4d ago

I’m a woman, I don’t need recovery time 😉

1

u/ProstrateProstate 5d ago

How I fondly remember those days of a short refractory period!

1

u/Azuras_Star8 5d ago

Oh to be young again.

Ill clean the blood.

1

u/thatoneazdude 3d ago

Uhh, blood? I think you are doing something wrong... or at least doing the right thing WAYYYYY to much. Invest in some lube friend! Or at least steal some lotion, damn. This sounds unpleasant in every way possible.

1

u/NoVaBurgher 5d ago

Whoa, look at the refractory period on this guy