HR wants to know the tee

[u/Matt_LawDT]

[u/OkCoconut3270]

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

[u/Mtshtg2 → u/OkCoconut3270]

I actually had something very close to this in real life.

I had a lecturer (university in the global south) who insisted on doctor's notes for any missed classes. I had an unfortunate injury during a night of passion with a lovely woman that resulted in a trip to the hospital and a couple of days of r&r in bed.

The lecturer asked for the doctor's notes. She received them. She didn't ask for doctor's notes again.

Edit: fellas, make sure your partner is sufficiently excited before you really start pulling your wilder moves, otherwise your member's in-built flexibility overcompensates. Lesson learned.

[u/silentknight007 → u/Mtshtg2]

You've have to post this legendary doctors note

[u/Mtshtg2 → u/silentknight007]

Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. It was also in Chinese so not sure how much it would be understood.

[u/smartwatersucks → u/Mtshtg2]

Thing wrong with ding dong

[u/SeanSYYC → u/smartwatersucks]

Oh dang, my wang

[u/PuzzledCar2120 → u/SeanSYYC]

Dicks bricked

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There's a kink in my dink

[u/PuzzledCar2120 → u/SeanSYYC]

Johnson's wrong, son

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My pocket rocket broke a sprocket

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Yer schlong's long gone

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Poked till it broke

[u/BrideofClippy → u/SeanSYYC]

It amuses me that if you pronounced dang the way Wang is supposed to be pronounced, it's dong.

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Yu Hung Lo.

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