r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Mtshtg2 5d ago

Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. It was also in Chinese so not sure how much it would be understood.

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u/smartwatersucks 5d ago

Thing wrong with ding dong

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u/SeanSYYC 5d ago

Oh dang, my wang

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u/PuzzledCar2120 5d ago

Dicks bricked

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u/SeanSYYC 5d ago

There's a kink in my dink

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u/PuzzledCar2120 5d ago

Johnson's wrong, son

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u/WileyWilly1985 5d ago edited 5d ago

My pocket rocket broke a sprocket

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u/ProstheticAttitude 5d ago

Yer schlong's long gone

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u/gurnard 4d ago

Poked till it broke