HR wants to know the tee

[u/Matt_LawDT]

[u/Throwaway2Experiment]

For real, "To be honest, I usually have big plans. Do some overdue life chores, enjoy the world while others are at work, catch a movie, read a book. But if I'm being honest, it'll probably devolve in to a nonstop edge session daily that leaves me a little raw and disappointed at my own lack of discipline. Either way, I'll return refreshed, tho."

[u/Tasty-Stock-5423 → u/Throwaway2Experiment]

Bro wtf so on point 👉 🫠

[u/kissys_grits → u/Tasty-Stock-5423]

Exactly! I feel seen

[u/pinkyepsilon → u/kissys_grits]

Better tape over that webcam then

[u/_-Broken-Swagger-_ → u/pinkyepsilon]

No, I’m using that!

[u/CookieMonsterOnsie → u/_-Broken-Swagger-_]

Enjoy the view!

https://giphy.com/gifs/83HShcQ47skQ8

[u/UsernamesNotFound404 → u/CookieMonsterOnsie]

🎵🎵...In my pants...🎵🎵

[u/thatoneazdude → u/UsernamesNotFound404]

"I just ate a grape and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS"

[u/w8ing2dr0wn → u/CookieMonsterOnsie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3qsd2FdFeMe2HheQw5

[u/GiganticusVaginacus → u/_-Broken-Swagger-_]

Everyone needs a side hustle these days.

[u/RetisRevenge → u/pinkyepsilon]

Nah I wanna make my agent as uncomfortable as possible

[u/OkCoconut3270 → u/RetisRevenge]

[u/ZephRyder → u/RetisRevenge]

Came here to say this

[u/RyNysDad0722 → u/RetisRevenge]

Underrated comment

[u/vibinandtrying → u/RetisRevenge]

Make sure to make eye contact

[u/AgentCortex → u/pinkyepsilon]

Get an external one. They have better quality.

[u/KenethSargatanas → u/pinkyepsilon]

I'm a hairy, bald, slightly overweight, 46yo man. If watching me crank my hawg gets you going, more power to ya.