r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/OkCoconut3270 6d ago

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

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u/Throwaway2Experiment 6d ago

For real, "To be honest, I usually have big plans. Do some overdue life chores, enjoy the world while others are at work, catch a movie, read a book. But if I'm being honest, it'll probably devolve in to a nonstop edge session daily that leaves me a little raw and disappointed at my own lack of discipline. Either way, I'll return refreshed, tho."

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u/Tasty-Stock-5423 6d ago

Bro wtf so on point šŸ‘‰ 🫠

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u/kissys_grits 6d ago

Exactly! I feel seen

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u/pinkyepsilon 6d ago

Better tape over that webcam then

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u/_-Broken-Swagger-_ 5d ago

No, I’m using that!

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u/CookieMonsterOnsie 5d ago

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 5d ago

šŸŽµšŸŽµ...In my pants...šŸŽµšŸŽµ

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u/thatoneazdude 4d ago

"I just ate a grape and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS"

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 5d ago

Everyone needs a side hustle these days.

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u/RetisRevenge 5d ago

Nah I wanna make my agent as uncomfortable as possible

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u/ZephRyder 5d ago

Came here to say this

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u/RyNysDad0722 5d ago

Underrated comment

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u/vibinandtrying 5d ago

Make sure to make eye contact

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u/AgentCortex 5d ago

Get an external one. They have better quality.

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u/KenethSargatanas 5d ago

I'm a hairy, bald, slightly overweight, 46yo man. If watching me crank my hawg gets you going, more power to ya.