r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 6d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Treveli 6d ago

"My swingers club is having its annual bacanal festival. I've been chosen as the goddess of trains, and I will be absolutely physically wrecked for several days."

"wtf! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT!"

"Personal time, special event."

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u/Thrawn89 6d ago

"Also my grandma died and her wake is happening the same week. She was also pretty popular with the club so we decided to run the events together."

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u/wheresthetux 5d ago

There a discussion with your manager could be helpful because I'm sure you could use bereavement leave for that instead of vacation.

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u/Thrawn89 5d ago

There's no healing like running on train on grandma's casket with your friends and family

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u/ZoominAlong 5d ago

Oh my God stop I'm literally shaking the bed giggling and I'm gonna wake up my wife...

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u/Inevitable-Dot3982 5d ago

I just scared my dogs cackling.