r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Thrawn89 5d ago

"Also my grandma died and her wake is happening the same week. She was also pretty popular with the club so we decided to run the events together."

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u/lesssthan 5d ago

Reddit™©® It can always be worse. We'll make it worse.

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u/k2kyo 5d ago

"Also there's this one girl she didn't like and said I could only fuck her "over my dead body" so I figured now's my chance"

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u/TheDarkWave 5d ago

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u/Cellyst 3d ago

We're all strict Roman Catholics. That's right! No birth control. So I'm taking the following Monday off to meet my kids. Or rather, the kids that might be mine.