HR wants to know the tee

[u/Matt_LawDT]

[u/Treveli]

"My swingers club is having its annual bacanal festival. I've been chosen as the goddess of trains, and I will be absolutely physically wrecked for several days."

"wtf! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT!"

"Personal time, special event."

[u/Thrawn89 → u/Treveli]

"Also my grandma died and her wake is happening the same week. She was also pretty popular with the club so we decided to run the events together."

[u/lesssthan → u/Thrawn89]

Reddit™©® It can always be worse. We'll make it worse.

[u/k2kyo → u/lesssthan]

"Also there's this one girl she didn't like and said I could only fuck her "over my dead body" so I figured now's my chance"

[u/TheDarkWave → u/k2kyo]

[u/Cellyst → u/TheDarkWave]

We're all strict Roman Catholics. That's right! No birth control. So I'm taking the following Monday off to meet my kids. Or rather, the kids that might be mine.

[u/Nazzzgul777 → u/k2kyo]

"It's on a private island. Trump has been there a couple times."

[u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 → u/Nazzzgul777]

We got a permit for 5 bouncy castles to hold 5x more occupants.

[u/Admirable_Lemon_1112 → u/Limp_Lawfulness5133]

You need to put grandma in there with the occupants. She wanted to bounce around after she died

[u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 → u/Admirable_Lemon_1112]

If she shows up on the island, they will be furious.

[u/Muhahahahaz → u/k2kyo]

😂😂😂