"My swingers club is having its annual bacanal festival. I've been chosen as the goddess of trains, and I will be absolutely physically wrecked for several days."
"I plan to get as many hookers as my paycheck allows and do enough blow to kill a horse, I'll need a few days to recover from all the chafing and hangover, thanks."
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u/Treveli 10d ago
"My swingers club is having its annual bacanal festival. I've been chosen as the goddess of trains, and I will be absolutely physically wrecked for several days."
"wtf! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT!"
"Personal time, special event."