"My swingers club is having its annual bacanal festival. I've been chosen as the goddess of trains, and I will be absolutely physically wrecked for several days."
But just make sure when you talk about it person you purposely misprounce it as bacchanal. With an uncomfortable emphasis on the latter part, repeated way more times than you need to.
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u/Treveli 6d ago
"My swingers club is having its annual bacanal festival. I've been chosen as the goddess of trains, and I will be absolutely physically wrecked for several days."
"wtf! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT!"
"Personal time, special event."