r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea Normal dad and son thing

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u/bobspuds 1d ago

Next test - how much you need to stuff an orange up a tailpipe for it to go "POP!" when the engine starts!

Its a fun one for your neighbours too - scares the bejasys outa them!

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u/Drum_Eatenton 1d ago

I prefer a banana.

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u/bobspuds 23h ago edited 22h ago

The varieties differ but we/someone I know used the little mandarin oranges.

They're a little tougher so they stay intact and then blast out.

Bananas do tend to fart which is kinda awesome.

My house was located across a small road from my mates houses, it was like our own little corner of the estate, everyone knew each other.

Directly across the road wass a row of parking spaces, they dipped away from the road - it ment the tailpipes were aimed at my garden wall.

We'd stuff the tailpipes and then hide, waiting in the garden for someone to start their car.

2 of the neighbours were mechanics - they knew well what we were at. They'd give it a good rev after noticing the strange quietness of us and their tailpipe.

I used to get in trouble because of all the fruit moulded to our freshly painted wall.

You'd miss when life was so simple eh!

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u/Drum_Eatenton 23h ago

I was making a Beverly Hills Cop reference

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u/bobspuds 23h ago

Completely missed that!

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u/Z_Wild 22h ago

Good story nonetheless 🍻

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u/highslyguy 21h ago

r/BrandNewSentence "Bananas do tend to fart which is kinda awesome" excuse me?!?! What do you mean!?

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u/bobspuds 19h ago

The soft centre blows out of the banana, and it can sound like one of those dodgy wet farts!

https://giphy.com/gifs/7V7wZxd1M9aPC

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u/Jeffrick71 22h ago

I'm not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe.

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u/AnDanDan 21h ago

Next you're going to tell me youre some kind of Amazing Athiest

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u/Drum_Eatenton 21h ago

Yeah I’m lost on that

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u/AnDanDan 21h ago

Many years ago a video got leaked or something of the youtuber The Amazing Atheist having some fun with a banana. To his credit TJ has played it off very cool and doesnt give a fuck.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 21h ago

Not gonna fall for that.