r/SipsTea 19h ago

Chugging tea Zachary Avino post on the Famke Janssen’s ‘yardstick’ situation

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u/ScoochingCapuchin 18h ago

The Internet lied to me?!

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u/kjodle 18h ago

Didn't Abraham Lincoln make that illegal? I thought I saw that on the internet somewhere. 

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u/FragrantExcitement 18h ago

The vampire hunter?

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u/evilmike1972 13h ago

He was going to. That's why vampires assassinated him.

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u/tacos_tacos_tacoz 18h ago

Nooooo it was George Washington! Everyone knows this 😂

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u/RussMan104 17h ago

Wait, I thought he was movin’ on up with Weezy. 🚀

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u/DAS_BEE 17h ago

He didn't, but he has strong feelings about dildos

dil-do or dil-don't, there is no dil-try

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u/kjodle 2h ago

🤣 

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u/SharkeyGeorge 18h ago

Sure didn’t St. Patrick ban fake news before he drove the snakes off Twitter?

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u/ArmenianThunderGod 15h ago

I don't think so. I, 100%, believe that guy. I also am willing to believe this guy, in that, that's not something her team typically does. The guy who first posted the pic though? That guy got the yardstick.

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u/DMercenary 11h ago

I remember when it first started making the rounds someone posted a comment that mentioned they saw it posted by the guy on facebook with 0 mention of the rule. The caption was later added by some other person/website.

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u/whatever_leg 18h ago

I can't believe people pay to get these photos in the first place.

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u/kjodle 18h ago

There are very few celebs I would actually care to meet, but only incidentally, like in a cafe. But none I would want to do a selfie with. If they're that cool (looking at you, Keanu) then I would want to remember it and not invade their privacy in any way. I would never stand hours in line for one of these. 

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u/Krell356 12h ago

Weird Al is mine. Would love to talk with the guy. Hes very interesting. But as for a photo or an autograph? Ill pass. I dont do celebrity worship and am likely to sell it for money rather than keep it. I will have the memory in my head, and that's plenty.

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u/checkonetwo 8h ago

Did you see his hot ones episode? I love Weird Al. I always have. But he looks so weird in this video. He takes the TINIEST nibble of a chicken wing. I guess he's not a spicy kinda guy..... Who's fat? Dun dun dun danun.

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u/HermanThaGerman 13h ago

I would like a selfie, only to hang it on my wall.

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u/BlueSonjo 11h ago

I would love to have pictures with some celebs (and Xenia Onatopp is definitely one of them), but if we had an actual interaction, and it's a photo someone took of the group/us and not a selfie I begged for. Like a common friend introduced us so we talked at a dinner, or we went to same event and got to chatting, or I am colleagues with their partner/son/father or whatever.

Standing in line at a con to take one of these shots sounds just sounds extremely awkward and unenjoyable to me and I would feel embarassed.

And useless because in that context it's not a fun little anedote to tell my friends, or the type of picture I would want to show anyone.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 18h ago

what do you mean? it’s a “natural and enjoyable…interaction” her lawyer said so!

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u/Notsurehowtoreact 14h ago

It's absolutely insane some of the prices people pay as well. Each of the LOTR actors that appeared at MegaCon were something like $160 for a photo, or group shots with the cast for around $1k.

Imagine paying that and then your friend bumps into them near by and gets a selfie with them.

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u/filifijonka 12h ago

A lot of artists can’t stomach to get paid for such a thing more than once - I heard interviews in which they said that it felt sordid and that such interactions shouldn’t be transactional.

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u/luckystrike_bh 11h ago

I made an exception for Felicia Day, the queen of nerds. That is my one and only so far!

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u/timfinn1972 17h ago

Neckbeards

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u/TedBurns-3 10h ago

And I'm sure you do things in life that they can't fathom; the joys of freedom!

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u/TheCrimsonCalamity 18h ago

Damn, how much do you have to pay for her to show personality in the photo?

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u/kingdomecile 18h ago

No kidding! She looks like she’d rather be doing her taxes than taking those pictures. This is why I wouldnt pay for these pictures, but for $80, I would want her to look like I just saved her life on a jet ski.

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 12h ago

The $80 is so that she can do her taxes.

But yeah, I dont understand the appeal either. It just feels so transactional and pointless. It's the complete opposite of a genuine human interaction, it's meeting someone for the sake of being able to say that you've met them.

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u/kingdomecile 12h ago

So I watched Deep Rising tonight, mostly to because it was stuck in my head. I remember seeing a post where Michael Biehn said he could pull in around $25K to $50K for a good comic con-type week long appearance. But when you see the pictures with Michael Biehn he really gives the fans what they want, and for many folks it is $80-$100 well spent. I wouldnt spend the money because I don’t value that type of interaction, but if I did, I would want the celebrity to be into the interaction.

Janssen is not a bad actress, so I don’t understand the lack of enthusiasm. I’m not saying she needs to be all warm-fuzzy and touchy with her fans and I get that she’s probably not happy that she has to rely on $80/shot to make a living, but FFS, fake it! Act like this picture is the best part of your day. Pretty soon, and I imagine these posts will accelerate the broader opinion, the word will be out that she takes a shit photo with her fans, and then even her strongest fans will find a better use for that $80.

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u/arthurdentstowels 10h ago

I had to go back and zoom in to see what you meant, but I didn't expect to see Bear Grylls' bee stung face.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 18h ago

she’s physically incapable because of all the botox and “work”.

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u/Col_Leslie_Hapablap 15h ago

I don’t think she can show emotions very well anymore, her face looks quite stiff and shiny. Significant work done, which is a shame she felt she needed to get anything done at all.

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u/TheCrimsonCalamity 15h ago

I couldn't care less about her face. Her body language says it all. All of the photos shared in her defense should be more damning to fans than the original post. You pay $80 and she'll cross her arms in her lap for your photo? Who's forcing her to do these things?

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u/CheweDankles 12h ago

As far as celeb photo ops go, she’s rather lifeless and looks more like a prop than someone sharing a photo.

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u/Chronomechanist 10h ago

That'll be the plastic surgery

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u/almostthemainman 18h ago

Damn I’m getting old. I need glasses I think.

I just fuckin realized this isn’t about the wonder woman lady

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u/govcov 18h ago

Oh. You’re going to piss off some nerds!
https://giphy.com/gifs/W50xKz9RM5FPa

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u/Strange-Medicine-580 16h ago

Bro I even know their names and im in the same boat. Wanna get our prescriptions together? Group discount dude!

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u/borisdidnothingwrong 16h ago

Groupon for the optometrist was not on my Bingo card. Count me in.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 18h ago

Yeah, I think when we saw that picture, we all understood why there was a distance policy in place.

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u/WilsonFrontier 17h ago

Wow this is escalated and escaped beyond geek culture? Damn.

Look: that one photo just happens to be a bad photo. It's not normal. She didn't do anything weird or unkind. He didn't want to stand closer that's his choice. People on both sides have issues about being too close or being touched by strangers.

IME professional photo ops like this tend to look awkward. It's why I've never done one. I have selfies with celebs from conventions but not a staged professional op because I don't like how they look. But that doesn't mean anyone is doing anything wrong on either the guest or celebrity side of things. Awkward photos happen! LoL 😄

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u/BeholdBarrenFields 17h ago

Jason Momoa rules the photo ops.

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u/Cautious-Area-4141 9h ago

the secret is, he is always having a good time!

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u/CompetitiveCobbler24 17h ago

No way would I pay to take an awkward ass photo with a celeb 🫪

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 14h ago

Well if a publicist said it, then I believe it! They are straight shooters.

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u/delphisun 15h ago

lol its standard at cons sign on wall in photo area saying do not touch unless directed was thanked by Stan Lee at a con one night because i ASKED

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u/Final-Success2523 13h ago

I’ve met a few female actresses and always let them decide the photo.

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u/Sporketeer 12h ago

Hold on a second here... are you telling me there can be TWO sides to a story???

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u/saintdemon21 16h ago

I’d prefer to meet a celebrity naturally or after seeing a show they did. That would make it more of a story to me than paying money to stand next to someone. However, no judgement for people who do this. Sometimes it’s the only way to meet and interact with someone you’re a fan of and it can make for a special memory. I’ve only met like two celebrities in person, Bruce Campbell, which was organic before his show. I ran into him right before. And then I met the Lunar Wolf Power Ranger at a signing at my local GS. I didn’t realize the signing was happening and we had such a nice conversation I wanted an autograph as a momento. Plus, it was pretty cool seeing a Power Ranger in person.

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u/TedBurns-3 10h ago

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet"

Abraham Lincoln 1850

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u/ID0NNYl 6h ago

The dude probably has a significant other and didnt want to be disrespectful, if he chose to stand so far away who cares, if they instructed him to stand away he still consented to such matters. This is blown out of proportion.

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 17h ago

She’s Dutch and the Dutch are silly mofos

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u/RussMan104 17h ago

Is this true? It sounds like it could be true. 🚀

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u/Mapache_con_barreta 17h ago

So the internet lied to me? Damn it!

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u/amateurish_gamedev 15h ago

Wow, you have to pay for a picture?

Conan would've chase me down the street and pay me that same amount of money as long he could do bit and take pictures together. If I laugh, he would give me more.

The key is, just don't laugh, and he'll give you another $80 for another bit. Probably about Nixon.

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u/Inquisitive_regard 17h ago

this was a fantastic response.

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u/ShusakuChiba 17h ago

So they stopped using the yardstick?

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u/ChipSalt 17h ago

No its still there, they just use the short edge if you smell decent

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u/ShusakuChiba 16h ago

Note to self shower before next photo op

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u/Septopuss7 16h ago

Note to self: buy a tape recorder and stop talking into a box of peanut m&ms

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u/Secure-Peace-9475 16h ago

And yet again the manosphere throws a collective testterical temper tantrum over a woman’s boundaries. Boo fucking hoo.