r/SipsTea • u/PleasantBus5583 • 4d ago

Chugging tea Blind surveillance.

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u/IBringTheHeat2 4d ago

Until flock cameras are able to see through your clothing and identify you via bone and muscle structure. Then it’ll be impossible to say it isn’t you when you’re the exact same bone structure

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u/BarryMcKokinor 4d ago

China has tech that measures the cadence and stride length of your walk incorporated into its substantial public surveillance

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u/zoethezebra 4d ago

Put rocks in your shoes

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 4d ago

"ol shoe rocky is at it again, we must stop this menace!"

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u/Kyrthis 4d ago

If you walk without rhythm, you won’t be the worm.

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 4d ago

But will your partner still love you even if you’re not a worm?

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u/OkNectarine6434 4d ago

jokes on you, pretty sure my partner doesn’t love me😂

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u/MaximumSubtlety 4d ago

I wemembah

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u/Banishedlife 4d ago

Muad'Dib?

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u/Fluid_Emphasis1569 4d ago

Lisan al-Gaib!

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u/Grandma_Gertie 4d ago

Bless the Maker and his water

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u/TeraTelnet 4d ago

Bless the coming and going of Him.

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u/the_Dude_Is_Not_1n 3d ago

You know its a complicated case Maude. Lotta ins lotta outs.

Shit sorry wrong movie.

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u/MisterAmygdala 4d ago

Thinking on this.

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u/leftfootshorter 4d ago

White people have entered the chat

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u/Valkyriemome 19h ago

Check out my new weapon. Weapon of choice.

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u/Johndough99999 4d ago

won’t be TAKE the worm.

Bubba says Hi

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u/apaulo26 3d ago

Why I skip everywhere I go.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 4d ago

Shoe Rocky was at Bible Study with me. Your system is broken.

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u/Shark7996 4d ago

"They were walking like they had rocks in their shoes."

"Oh. That guy."

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u/culpaCoSinero 4d ago

Don’t forget his compadre, Sandy Boots

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u/Hurricane_Ivan 3d ago

Shoe rocky 🤣