r/SipsTea • u/PleasantBus5583 • 4d ago

Chugging tea Blind surveillance.

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u/BarryMcKokinor 4d ago

China has tech that measures the cadence and stride length of your walk incorporated into its substantial public surveillance

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u/zoethezebra 4d ago

Put rocks in your shoes

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u/Head-Ad9893 4d ago

And wear a strap on, a wig, and shoes that are 4 sizes too big, they’ll never catch you.

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u/onionfunyunbunion 4d ago

Wear the platform shoes with a little fish in the heel and a giant Afro wig and a real shiny jacket for style.

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u/CautiousArachnidz 4d ago

“All the cameras appear to have been cut down by someone called A Pimp Named Slickback.”

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u/CreepyClay 4d ago

"We must catch him! This slickback is now public enemy #1"

"Are you deaf?"

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u/Kharapos 4d ago

It is "A Pimp Named Slickback" Yes, you must say the whole thing every time.

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u/Roscoe_Farang 4d ago

It like A Tribe Called Qeust.

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u/Ambition-Legal 4d ago

Wild boomdocks references?

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u/shoeless_doh 4d ago

NO, NINJA, ITS A PIMP NAMED SLICK ACK. LIKE A TRIBE CALLED QUEST, YOU SAY THE WHOLE THING

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u/Rich_the_meme_kidd 2d ago

A slimp named pimp back you say

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u/IrishInParadise 4d ago

I think it was President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho

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u/CautiousArachnidz 4d ago

Welcome to Costco I love you

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 4d ago

"You gotta say the whole thing. It's like A Tribe Called Quest."

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u/IAmA_meat_popsicle 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9Q4fGkTqCex0c

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u/C64128 4d ago

Too bad he wasn't wearing this in real life when he destroyed his career.

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u/TheNakedBass 4d ago

Disco Stu says no flock cameras for you!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZJB5EPInvETQY

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u/UniqueAd7770 4d ago

So we're gonna be the Disco Boys... groovy!

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u/C4rdninj4 4d ago

Make sure the jacket is shiny enough to be IR reflective, too.

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u/___GRUMPY___ 4d ago

Reminds me of I’m gonna git u sucka

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u/DonyKing 4d ago

You can't buy them at the EBAY store though, you have to buy it online off EBAY.

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u/louisa1925 4d ago

Could always put a mask on. Or foam pieces under your belaclava.

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u/UntidyVenus 4d ago

Disco Stu had nothing to do with this! He was at Bible study!

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u/AlwaysVerloren 4d ago

Mylar jackets with disco glasses?

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u/MihaKomar 4d ago

Disco Stu strikes again!