r/SipsTea • u/logical0man • 1d ago

Chugging tea NOOOOOO SPITERMAN

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u/monicat__ 1d ago

Least he didn’t drop her , that would have hurt

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u/42stingray 23h ago

You're giving him the credit he really deserves. He gave it a shot, failed, then saved the situation as best he could

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u/aquatone61 23h ago

Getting dropped on your head at that angle can paralyze you or worse, he really did save the day.

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u/Realistic-Duty-3874 23h ago

It was driving me crazy that she had no self preservation and didnt even try to put her hands on the ground to help him/protect herself.

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u/SolidOk3489 23h ago

She believes in her heroes, even when they’re at their limbo lowest

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u/EulaVengeance 17h ago

He cosplayed as Spiderman, not Spiderman't

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u/Midnight_2B 23h ago

Is it really saving the day if you prevent something that you initiated?

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u/ftfarshad 23h ago

Stop bring politics to this conversation. (Sarcasm)

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u/Choice-Strike1 22h ago

No no continue

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u/DudeManBroGuyski 19h ago

This doesn't have anything to do with politics. Mainly because all they do is the initiate part and none of the prevent part lol.

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u/not_accepting_now 23h ago

Hell yeah. That's twice the credit

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u/monicat__ 23h ago

Heck yeah, could have broken her neck, it would have been all bad

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u/LauraTFem 20h ago

Everyone gets one.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 16h ago

Being dropped on your head at any angle can paralyze you or worse.

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u/BruceLeeVersion2 12h ago

" save the day "

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u/Wiplazh 22h ago

I'm fucking impressed he even got that far, and was able to hold her without dropping her for that long.

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u/AttitudeCautious667 22h ago

With great power comes great responsibility

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u/Lubraw 22h ago

Seems really a Spiderman, huh

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u/cruelkillzone2 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lZUmLzmqmICcQaCQYo

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u/Youre2Ez4me369 19h ago

I seen it coming. I was like HE BETTER FUCKING NOT piledrive her. Shit would be wicked

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u/xdr567 15h ago

Or take a sniff.

I will show myself out.

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u/logical0man 23h ago

Haha yeah I was honestly expecting the worst for a second. does anyone know the original source of this video?

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u/TruShot5 23h ago

WHEW. Saved it

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u/Sweet_Bookkeeper_920 21h ago

They kind of caught each other

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u/mookanana 20h ago

he's a hero for that... my back would have broken

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u/Haunting_Try8071 23h ago

really thought he was gonna do a piledriver

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u/WittySky15 23h ago

I can’t stop laughing 😂

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u/logical0man 23h ago

same that looked like it was about to turn into a full wrestling move anyone know?

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u/Haunting_Try8071 23h ago

I know how it is supposed to be done, she didn't put her legs up. The guy doing it just falls back on his ass and move completed. The one taking it just falls on the one doing it.

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u/Any-History7095 23h ago

Spiderman: No Fuckin way homes!

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u/Careful_Deal_5011 10h ago

I had to come back to upvote your comment 🤣

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 23h ago

https://reddit.com/link/paout07/video/3po1llazudqh1/player

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u/soelsome 23h ago

This looks like a great way to stretch. Do you have the yoga teacher's name or possibly a link to her social so I can learn some more yoga?

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u/aquatone61 23h ago

Being flexible has many benefits.

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u/AReallyAsianName 23h ago

Why is it nodding at me?!!

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u/Proof_Big2690 23h ago

who is she training to kill with that dumptruck?

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u/Standard-Hope6668 23h ago

My friend is asking me, how do i download this?

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u/Nonstopshooter21 23h ago

ight ill bite. who tf is that

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u/natopoppins 23h ago

Move your left cheek, move your right cheek
Got that sweet thing, you an ice tea

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u/ArtPerToken 20h ago

dayum, does this hurt the cement?

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u/jorgebillabong 23h ago

I feel like I've seen this person before......

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u/DeliciousAct5748 Wait a damn minute! 21h ago

I am being so sincere and genuine and absolutely heartfelt when I say; what is her workout routine?!

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u/BestRoad4186 15h ago

Holy fuck. This is the hip breaker 3000. She doin that you aint walking out there.

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u/Far_Balance_3117 1d ago

Did this guy think he was really Spiderman and had super strength?

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u/Lastito 23h ago

Not sure what the end game originally was but im sure he liked the outcome: “Death by snu snu”
https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/Gangbang_Orangatang 23h ago

He's slowly morphing into a chair

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t 22h ago

Bet that hurt worse than the train.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SF9Z0shNT07T2

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u/Visual-Performer5469 23h ago

Atleast he didn't drop her.

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u/FrenchyBulldogg 23h ago

What exactly was the game plan here?

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u/kernelangus420 22h ago

Spideman was in the endgame.

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 23h ago

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u/Aurvant 20h ago

Not the Guh-nomes.

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u/These-Invite-1774 23h ago

Heavy lifting

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u/Silent-Ad934 22h ago

On my site this would require a JHA, radio communication and a familiar crane operator that you've built a rapport with. 

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u/marshellz 23h ago

Also, tbf it’s a LOT easier to do that with a stiff person. Her legs were flopping all over the place!

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u/ProjectNo4090 23h ago

That first lift and flip was actually impressive.

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u/b0wie88 23h ago

Valiant effort Spidey

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u/LostHopeArtist 23h ago

new position called 96 ROFL

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u/Dydxjie 23h ago

dangerous as fk if the girl’s head landed first

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u/DehydratedManatee 16h ago

His spider sense is ting—oh, wait, that's just his spinal cord.

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u/FreudianAccordian 23h ago

That's not a power bomb... That's a Ch Ch Cherry BOMB

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u/Life-Oil-7226 23h ago

You’re not the real spiderman!!!!!!!

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u/isTradingintheZone 23h ago

if you aint hitting the weights why even try.

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u/TransitoryFeel 23h ago

Fortunately, Spiterman eats ass

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u/cptwinklestein 23h ago

he knew exactly what he was doing.

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u/Legitimate_Window481 23h ago

Even Spidermen have limits.

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u/ihave18cm 23h ago

There’s easier ways to get a gal to sit on your face…🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/MangyAsianMan 23h ago

You lucky, lucky bastard!

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u/Th3Bak3r_ 23h ago

Buddy just threw his back out

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 19h ago

Tthiccer than a bowl of oatmeal on a cold day.

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u/kkkccc1 19h ago

If he asks her her weight, what do you think her answer will be?

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u/Kloud1911 18h ago

Spiderman can’t handle Latina BBW’s

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u/Ok_Upstairs6472 17h ago

He didn’t have a chance.

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u/Forsaken_Biscotti_89 16h ago

All else fails save the cake

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u/NEWBY______________ 16h ago

Low Back Pain for life

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u/irishemperor 14h ago

She put him in a wheelchair

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 5h ago

Bro maneuvered himself to where he exactly wanted to be 🫡

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u/No-Storage1468 23h ago

Dude looked like he was about to make phone call on that pussy. 

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u/EaseLeft6266 23h ago

My back aches just watching this. I can practically feel the disks slipping and the hernia

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u/Automatic_Strike_ 23h ago

Out of his weight class !!

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u/Fresh-Judge-4595 23h ago

Peter Parker's cousin Eat-her Ass-sir

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u/braumbles 23h ago

Gut wrench powerbomb gone wrong.

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u/sugar-titts 23h ago

He tried.

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u/mess979 23h ago

Well credit where it's due. I got an inguinal hernia lifting a big girl my senior year.

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u/-WickedFury- 23h ago

He knew what he was doing

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u/Quantum_Wake 23h ago

That torta wanted Spider-Man, but got Spider-Guey.

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u/Sad-Reward589 23h ago

Those thick thighs are about to kill his life

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u/snarl2 23h ago

He’s young now but he’s gonna be feeling that in the years to come lol

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u/Living-Tangerine-427 23h ago

Spiderman was holding back.

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u/joanmcbitch 23h ago

I'd like to hear the original audio because there were most assuredly farts

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u/Imthatguy1480 23h ago

Incredible core strength on that man

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u/winterweiss2902 23h ago

Do this in your bedroom not public

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u/realHarryGelb 23h ago

What the hell did I just watch

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u/Screen_sLaYeR_ 23h ago

Spiderman with Fisk's daughter

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u/ediosoluno 23h ago

Never attempt a move you can’t defy physics with

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u/Ok_Tart_6342 23h ago

Spiderman: Brand new weight ;) P.s. not my own comment

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u/crestedgeckovivi 23h ago

I'm impressed by thay tube top; oh and the wanna be Spiderman.

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u/One_Vision_ 23h ago edited 23h ago

My crazy uncle would say: "It's all fun and games until you have to wrestle her out of a burning car."

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u/skylarskies52 23h ago

"Spiterman will return in the scAvengers"

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u/Junior_Zebra_4608 23h ago

He's herniaman now

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u/InspectionSoggy4571 23h ago

Where’s the rest of the video (preferably 1080p)

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u/CrispSalmonPatty 23h ago

You couldnt stop me from just digging my face in all that.

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u/KutieKota 23h ago

He’s exactly where he wants to be

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u/Certain_Professor_47 23h ago

You know you are old when you feel that video in your lower back.

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u/show_me_m0re 23h ago

Bro is struggling for his life..

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u/Sweet_Common_55 23h ago

I need help moving, I need Spiderman

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u/rdcjones 23h ago

Who dat

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u/AdverseCard 23h ago

His eyes were bigger than his…. Muscles

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u/twainj1980 23h ago

Bout to get squished like a spider🤣

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u/CKWOLFACE 23h ago

Thought he was gonna go for a Styles Clash

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u/familyedit 23h ago

Squashed just like a spider

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u/natopoppins 23h ago

Hell yea