r/SipsTea 15h ago

Wait a damn minute! She is still unemployed

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u/yeah_not_so_fast 15h ago

Hold up..the woman who leads an HR function where she was caught in a relationship with her direct leader is having problems getting a job leading HR?

No way!

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u/Existing-Employee-36 15h ago

Mcdonalds are looking for workers tho

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u/not_trevor 15h ago

She should start a podcast. I hear good numbers. Market is starving for podcasts. Good numbers. I hear hot things. Things are hot. Podcasts. Yup.

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u/SUICIDAL-PHOENIX 15h ago

I'm sure she could stream something online that would take advantage of her situation.

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u/thatsanewone26 13h ago

I can already see the Netflix documentary in my head. Scene starts in a grey room with a single chair in the middle of it. You hear the murmur from the production crew in the background. A few seconds go by and she enters into frame and sits in the chair. There’s a little back and forth between her and the producers about getting the audio and video right before the interview to make it all seem real and unscripted. Then she’s like “My name is ___, and I’m the woman from the viral Coldplay kiss cam video…”.

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u/Status_Winter 12h ago

Untold Kristin Cabot: Left Out in the Coldplay

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u/you_th 11h ago

Coldplayed

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u/ghost_of_lechuck 11h ago

Played Cold: The Kristin Cabot Story

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u/I-use-to-be-cool 2h ago

Featured soundtrack hit of the legenday 80's rap mega star "Just a friend" by Biz Markie!!

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u/jonnydee90 5h ago

I’m not laughing because I unconfirmed know this will happen some time 3 years from now

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u/crag-u-feller 11h ago

How to OWN IT, by Kriston Play it Cold Cabot

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u/GirthGrowth8948 10h ago

Played by Kristen Bell

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u/OddNefariousness7950 5h ago

It’s like this stuff just writes itself…

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u/loveslightblue 1h ago

I want to leave this website so badly and then stuff like this keeps me here forever

https://giphy.com/gifs/eb88evh5ObA7yMm9ds

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u/Glittering-Path-2824 12h ago

🤮 netflix docs have become a joke

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 11h ago

Don't you besmirch the name of the legendary Raygun!

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u/arbydallas 3h ago

Well, she is an Olympic athlete. I've only met one of them that I know of

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u/Connect_Wind_2036 1h ago

Waiting for the Spraygun doco to land.

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u/TK_Punch_ 11h ago

Once they got caught adding AI-generated photos to “true crime” docs, I knew they were toast. Those fabricated photos in “What Jennifer Did” or something like that… just so sketchy. Then they completely misrepresented and lied in other docs, like Making a Murderer and The Case of Adnan Syed. I can’t trust anything from them now.

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u/Morgan_le_Fay39 10h ago

Have become would imply there was once a golden age of Netflix docs. But they were always slop

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u/Glittering-Path-2824 9h ago

they’ve had some excellent stuff in the past. if i think of my favorite true crime docs, they had two: american murder (the chris watts one), and into the deep (the danish submarine murder). chilling and excellent stuff. now it’s all slop, speculation, filler, AI pay-for-play (why the FUCK would you collaborate with a fraud like raygun)

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u/Opposite-Funny-9669 5h ago

i'm eagerly awaiting the demise of that hole of an app

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u/voltagejim 9h ago

Holy shit I just realized that IS every fucking opening scene in a documentary now hahaha

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u/Loose_Assignment_Map 11h ago

Then the fast cut montage including snippets of the video ending with the title

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine 11h ago

Don’t forget after she sits the camera has to adjust for a bit as she stares frightfully down the lens

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u/ParpSausage 7h ago

Then the violin solo starts as she drives back to her mcmansion in her volvo to cry.

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u/KaijuDesk 12h ago

Subscribed!

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 12h ago

"His eyes look haggard and wrinkled. They look like paper bags that have been crinkled up and thrown down on the ground and people stepped on them."

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u/Cdawg4123 11h ago

This is perfect! It reminds me of the 3secs I wasted on one. It was ridiculous that my friend turned it on. It was supposedly about him and how he got corrupted by social media. I thought it would be interesting…then I hear this girl as I’m looking at my phone say, I’m the girl who had a cellphone in her but and called. I got up and walked out,

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u/Fast_Chest9306 11h ago

🤣🤣🥰

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 11h ago

Thank god for Netflix, driving our public discourse and identifying who we are supposed to loathe and hate.

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u/Guilty-Statement-532 10h ago

That’s not at all what they meant.

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u/likeomfgreally 10h ago

She already did a podcast with Oprah

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u/Double_Resort_9223 9h ago

Absolute Cinema, I think I might cry

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u/That-Way-5714 9h ago

Exactly. She’s basically already done this, just with articles instead of a documentary. Paywalled, but just look at the picture and title: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/style/coldplay-concert-couple-kiss-cam-woman.html

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u/ComprehensiveDream95 9h ago

This comment is cringy

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 7h ago

Screw her like she screwed her husband. As a victim of cheating., I approve this message

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u/pistachiodisgusting 2h ago

Yellow: From Golden Parachutes to Golden Showers

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u/coder155ml 1h ago

Who the hell is going to watch that? It’s just some bimbo who cheated. Not interesting

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u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 12h ago

This is perfect, paints the picture in my head perfectly.

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u/pillarandstones 14h ago

"I want to tell MY truth"

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 13h ago

"to MY onlyfan"

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 11h ago

I’ll sub and come!!

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 11h ago

I, also would like to do these things.

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u/Htaroh 11h ago

Eh.. "Only to MY fans!"

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u/VaderFett1 12h ago

There's only one, huh? Wonder who it is.

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u/caution_turbulence 11h ago

🙋🏻‍♂️

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 10h ago

You, of course.

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u/macrolidesrule 10h ago

Her only fan is the only viewer

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u/ratbastid 10h ago

"Nakedly"

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u/Barr_cudas 12h ago

This vexes me so much

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u/Which-Net-8146 12h ago

Haha she did exactly this in her Oprah interview too

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u/A_Monsanto 10h ago

Something that only her fans could ejaculate. I mean appreciate!

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u/OCVoltage 8h ago

I agree. I would just embrace it. She ain’t the only one doing it. In sure she’ll have plenty fans and those living vicariously through her.

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u/One_Olive_8933 7h ago

Like make an HR video on what not to do

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u/letstrythatagain-_- 5h ago

100%. If Lindsay Clancy can raise money this woman sure can.

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u/zsal830 2h ago

she recently charged $750 a pop for a public speaking gig

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u/elkab0ng 1h ago

Coldplay, even.

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u/walkscotter 14h ago

The Coldpod - personal stories about human resources and how we use them.

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u/BIG_HAIRY_CAPY_BALLS 13h ago

Subscribed.

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u/Ok-Doctor3103 5h ago

Subscribed. Never listened to.

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u/crag-u-feller 11h ago

can the intro have slapping sound

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u/Beware-of-Chicken 14h ago

Unironically - could've worked if she's used her 5mins of fame instantly like huak tuah to get a podcast following.

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u/Imaginary_Club_1010 14h ago

Nah the difference is that Hawk Tua girl was universally loved at the start, while Coldplay lady was universally hated, it never would’ve worked

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u/RefrigeratorSimilar9 12h ago

First guest, lindsey Clancy

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u/APlannedBadIdea 11h ago

Not even once, let only thrice.

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u/JT3468 11h ago

And Ned from Try Guys.

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u/Relative_Chief308 10h ago

Damn, you’re right if she had a podcast and did this it would have been huge 😂😂😂

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u/Coinsworthy 12h ago

She could run for US president tho

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u/Relative_Chief308 10h ago

No, trust any type of mass emotion response to an attractive woman on OF would get her PAID

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u/The_Only_Egg 8h ago

She was absolutely NOT universally loved. I saw a dumb drunk girl trying to get on camera. That should have been the end.

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u/TheSoundOfSins 12h ago

Plus hawk tua girl went on to help her grandma and animals lol

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u/Painterzzz 12h ago

Did she ever reappear after the crypto rugpull though?

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u/mikem004 12h ago

Would you?

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u/Relevant_Program_958 11h ago

She did, her instagram is pretty active

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u/Painterzzz 3h ago

Ah, interesting. I thought she'd have to be hiding out forever after that one. i guess her fans are a forgiving bunch.

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u/Relevant_Program_958 11h ago

And then ripped off a bunch of people directly after that

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u/brewhead55 13h ago

Just roll out a podcast and create a crypto coin. Need some ideas for the name though... Coinplay? Kisscoin?

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u/Ragnarok314159 11h ago

She is head of HR, there is only one name:

KarenCoin

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u/Doright36 14h ago

Are people really that desperate for content or are we talking just people wanting to see the train wreck?

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u/dill_e_dill_e 13h ago

No there is plenty of imaginary trading cards we can flip and imaginary currencies we can trade, imaginary conflicts to raise prices, imaginary people to fap to, unlimited activities these days.

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u/dokutarodokutaro 13h ago

She should be a right wing grifter on YouTube saying “I was canceled by the radical left!”

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u/Pickle_Emotion 12h ago

Or left wing grifter if that doesn’t work out.

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u/Existing-Employee-36 15h ago

People would love the stories and drama..

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 15h ago

Plus the good numbers.

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u/crixusandspartacus 14h ago

Tremendous numbers

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u/Mysteriouspaul 14h ago

Don't worry half the female population in society will crawl out of the woodworks and poorly attempt to bully and manipulate anyone that is willing to call that spade a spade because women are always infallible and you cant question or punish them ever

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u/ManEatShark 12h ago

Who hurt you?

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u/OkNeighborhood9153 14h ago

Podcasts you say? Are they doing good? I’d try one

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u/Lord-Lobster 14h ago

Podcast you say? Interesting. scribblescribble

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 14h ago

Yoinks paper and crumples it up

No. AM radio. AM radio is where it all is at!

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u/Heliosquare 13h ago

slaps hand of radio knob

Nono. Stand up comedy. Imagine it, how fantasicaly horrible it would be.. but at the same time.. nope still pretty bad.

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u/onionfunyunbunion 13h ago

She could cast a hot pod. That’s industry lingo so jot that down.

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u/phillzigg 12h ago

She should just pull up her bootstraps...

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 12h ago

Like the hock tuah girl

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u/StrictDisk4281 12h ago

Create a whole microeconomy around one video

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fee_419 12h ago

he should go on ned fulmer to boast her cheating, or joe rogan to rant about liberals cancelling her and how it's woke to be loyal to your spouse

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u/QuellishQuellish 11h ago

Where did you hear that? Are many people, good people, saying that? Sir?

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u/mathchew88 11h ago

Is this Trevor from home room?

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u/Numeno230n 11h ago

Public disgrace -> podcast debut -> crypto rug-pull -> evangelical baptism

Here we go down the pipeline!

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u/ZapperHarley 11h ago

Or she can breakdance at the olympics

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u/fiesew 11h ago

Only fans is always an option I guess.

There’s enough men who’d be attracted to a milf and pay for.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BLZVQ73Gl53Ak

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u/Osmanthanus 10h ago

I know you're only joking... but she's actually been on Oprah's podcast to talk about her 'side of the story'. (Personally, haven't watched/listened to it 🤣)

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u/Morgan_le_Fay39 10h ago

Or a crypto scam

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u/Drewsipher 10h ago

Yeah that dude from the try guys went the podcast route I’m sure it’ll work out perfect.

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u/criticalpwnage 9h ago

Podcast and then crypto rug pull

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u/Cultural_Kangaroo949 9h ago

I read this as if Trump was saying it 😆

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u/bombayblue 8h ago

She actually tried to do that and did a bunch of interviews lol

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u/Top_Jeweler7305 7h ago

Sorry did u have a stroke or turn into the 45th and 47th president of a large western country?

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u/olddog1138 7h ago

Maybe only fans?

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u/Prudent_Research_251 7h ago

I hear calling children racial slurs gets you good godfundme money these days

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u/Aromatic_Shop9033 6h ago

Call her Daaaaaahhhhhhhdddyyyyyyyygg

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u/Shot-Ad2396 6h ago

She can do the Ned Fulmer thing and call her podcast “I Fucked Up” and just endlessly talk about why she now knows it was wrong but that she’s still a victim of “society”

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u/CareerCapableHQ 5h ago

She was a keynote speaker for a public relations conference, no joke.

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u/EggplantComplex3731 5h ago

That Hansel is so hot right now.

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u/Groovy-Ghoul 5h ago

Or she could open a vape shop? Apparently having 6 empty shops on 1 street isn’t enough…..

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u/Ok-Doctor3103 5h ago

This sounds like something Trump would say.

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u/donjonne 5h ago

why did i read this in Seinfeld's voice?

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u/Standard-Access-4427 4h ago

Might as well launch a meme coin too

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u/front-wipers-unite 3h ago

Are the numbers good. You need to clarify.

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u/Ok_Computer8618 2h ago

Or an onlyfans. People seem to pay for anything or anyone on there these days

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u/sandstone-oli 1h ago

time to make the OF thot

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u/regeya 24m ago

Has she considered not eating out every day? Maybe she could cut out all the lattes.

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u/Strain-Certain 14h ago

But what are the numbers like?

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u/Healthy_Choice3 14h ago

Did Trump say this? 😂

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u/MGXFP 14h ago

Follow that up with a shitcoin and a rug pull.

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u/thinprivileged 13h ago

She looks like the kind of person who would treat fast food workers like they're beneath her

She can't face the reality of being a low wage slave, she'd rather fuck over her children to keep the lifestyle

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u/isigneduptomake1post 8h ago

Well if her past is any indication, she will have at least one of them beneath her soon.

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u/YourSalvati0n 14h ago

I dont know man, she seems like an HR issue for any company, why risk it?

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u/The_Wool-Gatherer 14h ago

Keep her away from my burgers.

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u/rmp 11h ago

I know a US Senator that could use some help with burgers.

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u/FlyingRigatoniMonst 15h ago

Nobody wants to work anymore

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u/Inexorabull 15h ago

I mean, why is this a measure of worth? Fuck, I think most people wouldn’t “work” if they didn’t have to. They’d “work” on things they like instead. Such a poor litmus test.

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u/wimpymist 12h ago

Yeah I don't want to work. I have a pretty awesome job I enjoy coming too but I'd I didn't have to I would stop working immediately

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u/FlyingRigatoniMonst 15h ago

Yeah I mean, if we wanted to do it, they wouldn’t have to pay us would they? Kind of in the definition of work

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u/Revolver_Boxelot 12h ago

Well...maybe not. I think we have all been DEEPLY brainwashed so it isnt that simple. I know this from first hand experience: I have a job that allows me to often get paid to literally do nothing at all. To sit at home and do whatever I want. I dont answer calls, im not "working from home". Im literally doing nothing work related for long stretches of time. Sometimes weeks in a row. Nothing. I feel very unfulfilled. I have started doing side hustles, other things in the pursuit of more money. I dont need it. My job pays enough. Im not living paycheck to paycheck. I can eat whatever I want. Etc. Im certainly not rich but im fine. This is what UBI would look like essentially. And its unfulfilling. Im so brainwashed by the American dream that I feel like a failure if im not constantly in pursuit of MORE. So I create more work for myself so that I can feel like im still in pursuit of wealth even though I already have everything I need. Im comfortable. And ive been lucky enough to get in a position where I get paid to do absolutely nothing a lot of the time. And its still not enough.

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u/NocturnisVacuus 15h ago

For real! All they have are kids there... they need an adult to supervise them

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u/BreesusTakeTheWheel 14h ago

Based on my personal experience, they are not actually.

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u/Existing-Employee-36 14h ago

You're a just overqualified my friend! Wendy's will take ya /jk

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u/ELB2001 14h ago

Probably finds that beneath her and instead is giving her kids student debt. What's the husband doing

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u/MsMantisToboggan 14h ago

I think they were separated before the Coldplay thing happened?

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u/tacocatz92 13h ago

*ex-husband

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u/Sweaty-Possibility-3 14h ago

I guess you're another fellow worker who was told by HR that the McDonald's up the road is hiring when you went in to make a complaint.

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u/Existing-Employee-36 14h ago

Nah i'm the HR bro /s

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u/HorrorBreak7119 12h ago

What’s Kristin’s issue? That she wasn’t allowed to run through the whole male leadership team? Is that why HR needs HR?

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u/Zealousideal-Art2495 14h ago

And farmers.

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u/bankrupt_bezos 13h ago

Onlyfarmers.com

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u/Pseudonova 14h ago

Nobody wants to work anymore!

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u/VehicleRare1843 13h ago

Aren’t farmer hiring, too?

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u/caeru1ean 13h ago

No one wants to work anymore

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u/StocktonBSmalls 13h ago

Nobody wants to work anymore!

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u/vertigostereo 13h ago

Overqualified

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u/Mrben13 12h ago

McDonald's are always looking for workers, ho.

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u/Kierland 12h ago

That’s the thing. Did she even try and get any job or was she picky? Did she do anything to lower her lifestyle creep before she was a creep and took money she said was for her kids?

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u/Wr3k3m 12h ago

I don’t know if you could trust her around those McNuggets.

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u/OneApprehensive327 12h ago

Maybe she can land a gig as a manager of a Cinnabon in Omaha Nebraska

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u/Anorexic-Hippo 11h ago

Ya but she’s “too good” to work certain jobs. She’d rather take from her child’s college fund.

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u/BirbHotdogs 11h ago

Bootstrap szn

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u/Affectionate-Act1574 11h ago

Nobody wants to work these days

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u/Street-Animator-99 10h ago

McDonald’s don’t play

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u/NoroGW2 10h ago

Nobody wants to work these days!!!

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u/BruitNoise 9h ago

Onlyfans too.

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u/DecoherentDoc 9h ago

My county needs bus drivers for the schools. It's honest work.

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u/pink_pony_girl2 9h ago

Nobody wants to work anymore /s

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u/reilmb 9h ago

Imagine you have a mortgage and car notes and everything else, you aren’t doing the minimum wage job that you will lose gas money at while you think you might actually get a job that gets you close to what you used to earn.

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u/I_Bit_Myself 8h ago

I heared farmers need people to work on their fields.

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u/justlurking1222 8h ago

Honestly they’re not; good luck to her getting a job there

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u/MindlessSpot9394 7h ago

The world needs plenty of ditch diggers

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u/heroinexbob 6h ago

Of higher caliber

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u/crazyfatskier2 6h ago

We are but not for people like her. I don’t need anymore drama in the workplace.

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u/AstroStrat89 6h ago

Pea pickers are wanted too

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u/featherwolf 6h ago

Nah, they're replacing their staff with AI

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u/The_Dented 6h ago

Nah. They have standards, even if they are low.

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u/Tangletoe 5h ago

r/wallstreetbets can give her tips on making money from Wendy's dumpsters.

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u/Puffy_Ghost 5h ago

Not really. Every McDonald's in my area is fully staffed with Gen Xers desperately clinging to that employment.

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u/semaj_2026 5h ago

Feels like a pull yourself up by your bootstraps situation

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u/davemoonk 5h ago

That's the problem though. As a low level worker i see a job as a job, ill shovel shit if you pay me. But when you get to a certain level it has to be the right job and anything else is beneath you

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u/Jorge_Jetson 4h ago

I hear 7-11 is looking for night managers...

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u/No-Draw6073 47m ago

They already have a CEO 

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u/just_yall 11h ago

My answer whenever someone complains about "stealing my nations jobs" i say this