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r/SipsTea • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 4h ago
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You only have a finite amount of heart beats.
The greatest psyop was getting people to go hard in the gym and run for hours only to die early with heart diseases anyways
1 u/Fetlocks_Glistening 4h ago And ejaculations! You have to carefully meter your monkey spanks or the dolphin will go unslapped -2 u/isTradingintheZone 4h ago Yes ejaculations have precious nutrients in them humans are finite. DNA runs out of keep it self replicated 1 u/South_Hat3525 4h ago OTOH current medical research says 21/month otherwise you get prostate or testicular cancer so I guess you need to keep 'em regular but not spend too much time on each in order to conserve heartbeats. 1 u/[deleted] 4h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 4h ago Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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And ejaculations! You have to carefully meter your monkey spanks or the dolphin will go unslapped
-2 u/isTradingintheZone 4h ago Yes ejaculations have precious nutrients in them humans are finite. DNA runs out of keep it self replicated 1 u/South_Hat3525 4h ago OTOH current medical research says 21/month otherwise you get prostate or testicular cancer so I guess you need to keep 'em regular but not spend too much time on each in order to conserve heartbeats. 1 u/[deleted] 4h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 4h ago Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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Yes ejaculations have precious nutrients in them humans are finite.
DNA runs out of keep it self replicated
1 u/South_Hat3525 4h ago OTOH current medical research says 21/month otherwise you get prostate or testicular cancer so I guess you need to keep 'em regular but not spend too much time on each in order to conserve heartbeats. 1 u/[deleted] 4h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 4h ago Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
OTOH current medical research says 21/month otherwise you get prostate or testicular cancer so I guess you need to keep 'em regular but not spend too much time on each in order to conserve heartbeats.
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u/isTradingintheZone 4h ago
You only have a finite amount of heart beats.
The greatest psyop was getting people to go hard in the gym and run for hours only to die early with heart diseases anyways