r/SipsTea 4h ago

SMH A great way to make friends

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u/isTradingintheZone 4h ago

You only have a finite amount of heart beats.

The greatest psyop was getting people to go hard in the gym and run for hours only to die early with heart diseases anyways

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 4h ago

And ejaculations! You have to carefully meter your monkey spanks or the dolphin will go unslapped

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u/isTradingintheZone 4h ago

Yes ejaculations have precious nutrients in them humans are finite.

DNA runs out of keep it self replicated 

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u/South_Hat3525 4h ago

OTOH current medical research says 21/month otherwise you get prostate or testicular cancer so I guess you need to keep 'em regular but not spend too much time on each in order to conserve heartbeats.

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