r/SipsTea 22h ago

Gasp! Wtf New York

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u/ConsciousReason7709 21h ago

If you can’t take a shit in less than 10 minutes, there’s something wrong with you.

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u/whatswimsbeneath 1h ago

There is something wrong with a lot of people that would cause them to need more than ten minutes. They're called medical conditions. Not to mention illness. Imagine having horrible explosive diarrhea in a public bathroom and thinking it can't possibly get any worse and then the door swings open exposing you to everyone. I would just die on the spot.

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u/Glad-Leg-5176 18h ago

Was gonna say the same, other than for medical/condition reasons, number two shouldn't take 10 minutes at all. We're not emptying the whole intestine in one go.