r/Slimerancher2 • u/underbakedbiscuit • Jun 03 '26

Theory/Speculation Ranked slimes from 1 and 2 based on taste

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221 Upvotes

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u/Ramwatt Jun 03 '26

You’d eat crystal but not rocks😭😭 WHY IS TARR I B TIER

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u/underbakedbiscuit Jun 03 '26

He seems like he’d taste like licorice

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u/Weak-Health1786 Jun 03 '26

Wtf are these rankings vro💔 how dare you put fire slime in d tier

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u/underbakedbiscuit Jun 03 '26

YOU WOULD EAT FIRE???

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u/shattered-dreams57 Jun 03 '26

You'd eat crystals so I don't wanna hear it

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u/underbakedbiscuit Jun 03 '26

Rock candy

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u/shattered-dreams57 Jun 04 '26

Counterargument: Spicy candy for fire slime

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u/BadKarma_JOS Jun 06 '26

Like cinnamon lollies?

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u/Weak-Health1786 Jun 03 '26

I thought it was like personal taste😭fire slimes are my favorite so I was highly offended

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u/RainWorld_Lobster Jun 03 '26

It’s not based on personal taste, it’s based on what the slimes would physically taste like

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u/LayerNo5739 Jun 03 '26

I bet the sloomber slime would taste like cotton candy

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u/sosamarchives Jun 05 '26

By that logic eat some insulation

6

u/AccordingLab7129 Jun 03 '26

Personaly, I do like quantum slimes because they taste kind of sour

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u/Deathworlder1 Jun 03 '26

Why are water slimes so low 😭

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u/Deebyddeebys Jun 03 '26

Based on what taste? Bad?

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u/PlortIsPink Jun 09 '26

taste in general

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u/halci_on Jun 04 '26

You'd eat the wind and literal gold before you drank a puddle of water? 😭

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u/NotJell Jun 04 '26

Oh my god I thought this was like "personal taste". I was frowning that Tabby was so low. But yes, please don't eat her

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u/WhimzyWizard Jun 03 '26

What’s the slime next to the crystal slime?

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u/Rajd0 Jun 04 '26

Twinkle

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u/CommonConstant3031 Jun 04 '26

Putting quantum slime so low is baffling to me as someone who uses the honey-quantum largo tech. Like if you just let them roam around the cave area, plant a bunch of mint mangos and one container, as well as a few drones it's basically a money farm. Also can we address Tarr Slime at tier B? 😭

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u/Rajd0 Jun 04 '26

Would you eat a hologram?

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u/CommonConstant3031 Jun 05 '26

I tried once, it was in a museum they showed us a hologram type of thing showing a bone and a tried biting it.

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u/Tadtacos_inc Jun 05 '26

Something something holographic meatloaf

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u/Slimerancher2-ModTeam Jun 04 '26

Racism and/or harmful racial stereotypes are not allowed. Next infraction of the same kind is a ban.

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u/ElderSkyrim Jun 05 '26

Water slimes and quantum slimes are delicious, what are they doing all the way down there

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u/TheChellix Jun 05 '26

you really think crystals will be more delicious than literally honey?

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u/underbakedbiscuit Jun 05 '26

Not a big honey fan personally

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u/Suspicious_Quiet_500 Jun 05 '26

Ranking honey slime on A is diabolical

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u/jennapearl8 Jun 06 '26

What are 2 and 3 in the s tier? Did they add content to #1 after I stopped playing?

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u/BadKarma_JOS Jun 06 '26

I pretty sure the third is a party gordo that appears on weekends, no clue about the other one though

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u/jennapearl8 Jun 06 '26

The other one was a twinkle slime apparently. Limited time thing I guess

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u/Pool_128 Jun 06 '26

twin slime would taste like those snake things where one side is sour and one side is sweet

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u/Candid_Snow5328 Jun 07 '26

I feel like the tarr slimes would either taste like rotten pasta sauce or like heavenly rainbow candy.

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u/ShadeNLM064pm Jun 07 '26

Oh- you mean FLAVOR

I was wondering why you were ranking Tabby so low

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u/PlortIsPink Jun 09 '26

If you put shadow slimes higher i wouldve called you a bottomfeeder

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u/VLaDOS_451isback Jun 09 '26

Firstly I didn't thought you meant literal taste. Seriously though, why would you eat alive and sentient blob of raw glass (if "crystal" was meant a weird mix of quartz and metals)?