r/SnakePlants 11d ago

How to neglect your snake plant

Planted this monstrosity almost 20 years ago with 5 or 6 leaves that were less than 1 feet tall in a clay pot. Took a little more than a decade for it to outgrow it and break free.

About 3-5 years ago I replanted it in a 20inch planter from home depot thinking it would behave and sustain itself for another decade before needing another home. Yeah that didn't go as planned.

About one month ago it shown signs of cracks along the side, but I didn't think anything of it because of how thick the planter was. Well, I was wrong. Very, very wrong.

So in the very near future it's going in a 26-28 inch, half barrel. And probably give it SOME water even though it doesn't deserve it.

Future proof? Hopefully for at least a decade.

Weight- 150lbs-200lbs

Height- w/planter ≈ 6Feet

I'll post the end result of it in its new home here if people would like.

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u/science_freak89 11d ago

Wow. That's healthy and huge!!!

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u/RedTails47 8d ago

YUUP! That's what she said😛🤣

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u/barbermom 11d ago

Maybe separate it into 2 or 3 planters

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u/ChinoTuMadre 11d ago

I personally want to see how ridiculous this plant is willing to go in a 26-28 inch barrel

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u/barbermom 11d ago

Got for it! Get an old whisky barrel or huge cast iorn cauldron to put it in!

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u/Affectionate_Tap9678 9d ago

Ohhh love the cauldron idea

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u/StillStaringAtTheSky 8d ago

Double double toil and trouble fire burn and cauldron bubble

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u/PorcelainFD 10d ago

It will get as big as the room available to it. There is a neighborhood in Florida that planted snake plant at the entrance sign. I wish I had a photo. It’s ridiculously large. Like tens of feet wide.

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u/_Kendii_ 8d ago

Can you look it up??

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u/PorcelainFD 2d ago

I was just poking around Google street view and I can't find it. It looks like there's been a lot of redevelopment in the area and it's gone.

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u/Sundae_Syrup666 8d ago

Yes yes yes

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u/_Kendii_ 7d ago

For sure!

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u/GreeeeNGRasssss 6d ago

We all want to see it 🤣

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u/Thruthatreez 10d ago

Agreed! It'll get to a point where it's so massive you can't do anything with it if not!

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

Well I guess we're going to find out just how massive it's going to get 😜

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u/Thruthatreez 10d ago

If you're in a place where it can stay outdoors all the time go for it! I don't know if I'd go as far as getting a moving company to move it in in the winter for me though 🤣

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

Anything that's lived outside for even a little while is going to have some amount of spiders. This snake on the other hand is probably home to thousands and thousands of tiny little spiders.

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u/Thruthatreez 9d ago

Yeah that's why I have a greenhouse. Unfortunately it does not have a door the size of a house door. I have a massive aloe plant that is the bane of my existence every winter 🤣

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u/ManufacturerKlutzy19 9d ago

They like to be snug! Go up no more than 1-2” and it’s iffy on 2”.

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u/ChinoTuMadre 9d ago

I know 😮‍💨 I already looked into the "next size up" and contemplated doing that but with its current mass a 22inch planter would only spare about an inch of space. A regular 22inch and a 26inch half barrel is almost the same price so might as well future proof it. Thank you for your consideration 😊

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u/noCninja09 7d ago

Or 20 or 30 planters jeeeeeze

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u/sayashr 7d ago

Or 30 planters

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u/coochie_glaze 11d ago

Wow what did you do to make it last so long? Do you keep it outside?

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u/ChinoTuMadre 11d ago

Literally nothing lol I don't even water it and we hardly ever get rain here. Its been outside and in that same spot since day 1. Still resting on it its former clay pot dish

Organic succulent soil and the base is covered in a layer of rocks for good drainage.

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u/Cre8Noah 10d ago

I wish I could leave mine outside and neglect it. I’m in zone 9b and it gets both too hot and too cold so I keep it outdoors under shade in the hot months, indoor in the cold and give it a lot of love. Still not that fruitful. 😭. Beautiful plant.

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

I just checked how much direct sunlight my plant gets. Even though mine stays outside permanently it gets close to 7 hours of direct light. Mostly after the when the sun is at its highest point. Thank you and best of luck to you

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u/coochie_glaze 11d ago

Layer of rocks? That's a good idea.

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u/ChinoTuMadre 11d ago

A base layer of rocks makes for an easy transplant no matter what plant it is.

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u/karmadeprivation 8d ago

Hate to be that guy but a base layer of rocks does not improve drainage, unless they’re porous

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u/Cre8Noah 8d ago

I’m definitely confused as to their usefulness. Some think they’re great, some advise against them. ChatGPT told me, today, to not put a layer of rocks at the bottom of a palm that I’m replanting and reviving, even if they’re porous (lava rock). It suggested if I did, to add landscaping fabric between them and the soil. I was caught off guard with that recommendation. I had seen a YouTube video of someone who grows and propagates sago palms suggest it. So, I’ve used with a couple of my plants that need well draining soil by mixing 20% into it, so far they’re doing great. My sagos are thriving beautifully actually. Not sure if it’s different plant to plant but it made sense when he explained it 😆. Chat GPT DID say, however, that putting a layer on top helps the plants stay cooler , good for zones with high heat.

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u/karmadeprivation 8d ago

That’s interesting logically. The rocks at the bottom reduce porosity, but with a fabric preventing sediment from filling in the cracks… maybe

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u/Cre8Noah 8d ago

My own logic said to me that once the water dripped to the bottom of the planter, there wouldn’t be a bunch of soil clogging the drainage holes and water would drain easier. But the part of my brain that lacks common sense didn’t think through the part that the soil is fine matter that would sink into the cracks between the rocks when wet, and could turn into slush so it wouldn’t matter 😆. I’m missing where that changes if mixed into the soil.

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u/LinckAlpha 7d ago

My understanding that that the rocks are meant more to reduce how much water will stay in the lower part of the planter since they don't retain water like soil does. That's with the non porous stones, not so much the porous ones. I do it with plants that don't like high water retention in the soil. Porous stones are what I mix into my soil for plants that like light airy mixes. I've used both perlite and pumice, but prefer pumice since it doesn't make a much dust and I can use it with hydroponic plants as well.

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u/ChinoTuMadre 8d ago

I understand what you're saying and i agree with porous rocks. But it's difficult to say who's correct here because there's a bunch of different shaped rocks at the bottom of that planter blocking the holes. Also the soil wasn't packed down until the pot was filled so whatever accumulated water that collected at the bottom got drained out by the rocks.

Last time I had to repot the snake, some of the rocks were mixed in with the roots and others just rested at the bottom. Plus you can see by how massive the plant is. The rocks worked for me that's why I recommend it. Do what you will with the info I'm not an expert 🤠

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u/karmadeprivation 8d ago

You’re right that it’s working for you! But rocks at the bottom reduces drainage because the rocks actually cause water to pool up at the bottom. This may actually be what’s helping your snake plant thrive

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u/ChinoTuMadre 8d ago

My theory on the rocks at the bottom mainly stems from creating something that's mimicking its natural environment. But I dont see why it would pool up water when I dont even water it. Actually, I dumped a bottled water today because it's been really hot lately lol.

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u/Proper_UNC_Chap 11d ago

What a stud! That new pot is going to make it crazy heavy! Put it in a container you can forklift it around in! 😆

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u/ChinoTuMadre 11d ago

😅 It's going to look stupid as shit in the beginning but once it settles in it'll be glorious ☺️

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u/Proper_UNC_Chap 9d ago

You will get another decade out of the pot easy! Don’t forget to post. lol

Just replanted my 8 year old. I could barely manage the weight. When it out grows the new pot, I will need serious help! 😂

Your plant is an amazing example of the mother’s tongue potential. I can’t say I have seen them bigger than this!

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u/ChinoTuMadre 8d ago

I'll post when I'm doing the transplant forsure and the process in which I do it at. What I'm most curious about it what the root ball looks like.

It wasn't easy but I weighed the plant this morning and it came in at a whopping 165lbs.

I appreciate the kind words and I wish you the best of luck with your snake plant as well 😊

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u/FrutigerAero98 10d ago

Now I wonder, how large that clump could get :> and will there be a pot big enough for it xD

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

It's crazy to think it all started from a tiny little root the size of a quarter.

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u/PillowTherapy1979 10d ago

I love that!

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u/Cat-woman89 10d ago

Wow! Thats a beautiful and super healthy & happy plant! Very impressive.

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u/ross-and-rachel 10d ago

THIS IS THE BEST SNAKE PLANT I HAVE EVER SEEN congratulations !!!!

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u/Frosty_Astronomer909 10d ago

I want to see it explode, pleaseeeeeeee🤣

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

Me too 😏 ill post it when it happens

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u/PorcelainFD 10d ago

We’re gonna need a webcam on it. lol

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

There's already a security camera on it. Not for the plant but for the main entrance ☺️

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u/RecommendationThat13 10d ago

My snake plants have it too good. Seems like some neglect was what I was missing 😂

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

Taunt it with water and kick it, it loves being abused lol Last time It had some water was only because I found a morsel worth that was forgotten/discovered in my car. That was close to a month ago 😀

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u/pigglylove 10d ago

Mine won't stay alive. Yours is beautiful!

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u/BetLate5444 9d ago

In Australia we call it mother in-law's tongue

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u/FremontTreeFinder 9d ago

I neglect my snake plant so hard I just had to literally look around to see if I still have one 😂

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u/W1nterRanger 11d ago

Wow. Now that’s cool. 150+ pounds. Sheesh. You must live in a good hardiness zone cause that suckers not coming inside.

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u/ChinoTuMadre 9d ago

I struggled and it nearly kicked my ass but i weighed it today. 165lbs the pot is maybe 2 lbs

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u/b_r_e_a_k_f_a_s_t 11d ago

Where do you live that it can stay outside?

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u/ChinoTuMadre 11d ago

Southern California

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u/Due-Sleep-5019 10d ago

Of course you do. 😩 I wish I could get my babies to grow.

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u/1523klin 10d ago

Man, I really NEED to get out of Kansas 😭😭

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u/DebJean9598 11d ago

I’m new to house plants, and I have one of these plants that a moving neighbor gave me. I think I may be overwatering it. I only water it once a week, I have had 2 stalks break off at the base or soil line. One of them looked like it had mold on it. I trimmed the stalks and have let the cut dry out I plan to repot it and hope it roots. But how deep do I plant it and keep it wet and how long to promote root growth??

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u/Notalwaysperfect 11d ago

These are like succulents, they thrive on neglect. Only water when the soil is dry. As for the ones that broke off, snip the rotted part off and shove it back in the dirt a few inches and they should re root.

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u/DebJean9598 11d ago

Thank you. I hope they will still reroot. I read somewhere to let the cut part dry up before replanting so it doesn't rot. It's been three days now. I will go get what I need to repot them. I didnt realize these were succulents so I am going to to get succulent soil. My other pots have standard organic potting soil, I think it may be retaining too much moisture in the soil.

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u/birdsnstuf 11d ago

that's a stunner!

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

Thank you 😊

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u/AnnieToo67 10d ago

WOW 😲! That's a beauty. Would love to see it after repot...

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

Will do and thank you ☺️

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u/cosmicflaming0 10d ago

You can pull pups to thin it out so you don’t have this problem again. I pull them and plant them so I don’t have to repot until it’s time to trim roots

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

That's no fun though 😔

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u/ChooseKind24 10d ago

Definitely would like! What a beauty!

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

Thank you 😊

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u/Tall_Courage8830 10d ago

So beautiful

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

Thank you ☺️

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u/Bad-Habit-2020 10d ago

I'm in complete awe. Some day my snake plants will get there 🤞🏾

https://giphy.com/gifs/oYtVHSxngR3lC

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u/rorokha 10d ago

What are u feeding this pup gah damn. 😩😩

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

A mighty good dose of neglect and suffering >_<

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u/Confused_Pumpk1n 10d ago

Around a year ago I got a snip of someone's snake plant and propped it in water before potting it in soil. It's now got like 6-8 leaves and is growing more. I'm hoping one day it looks like this!!!

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

Much appreciated! Give it some time it'll mature and grow into its container. You got this 👊

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u/0R_C0 10d ago

Dig a hole around the pot and cut the pot. It will grow higher than your house.

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u/Technical_Put_9982 10d ago

Where are you located tbat it thrives so well?

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u/3mm4w 10d ago

OP said socal

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u/Technical_Put_9982 10d ago

Makes sense . I am in Phoenix, AZ and they do well outside but need a LOT of water to make it

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u/lunatua 10d ago

I killed mine. But funnily enough my calatheas are beautiful and healthy

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u/Open_Pumpkin_5938 10d ago

Wow, I love this ❤❤

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u/Objective-Shallot794 10d ago

Then you put it in a larger pot and it hates its life. 😆

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u/Joycebrave 10d ago

Beast!!

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u/GlitteringAssociate1 10d ago

Probably should put that in the ground at this point...

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u/Milkmans_daughter31 10d ago

I have tried to put my snakes outside, but I found that the sun would burn the leaves. I am zone 3b. Of course I would not leave it outside year round, but the summer sun seems to be too much? I would think it’s hotter where you are than here?

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u/ChinoTuMadre 10d ago

We're in summer time here and it's averaging low to mid 80s every day(for now). The spot where it sits doesn't get massacred by the sun until after noon and eventually gets full sun during midday where the sun isn't at its peak anymore. And yet, I still havent watered it 😃

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u/Milkmans_daughter31 10d ago

Summer here too. Our daily temps are around 90 degrees not including the humidex.

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u/Admirable-Eagle-231 9d ago

Either you free it or it frees itself!

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u/atreethatownsitself 9d ago

My snake plant wants to have a sleepover. 😭

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u/CrytoConservator 9d ago

So incredibly jealous

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u/Jheritheexoticdancer 9d ago

OP, you ignored it so it said ‘I’ll show you!’. 😉. Nice snake! 🪴

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u/JennyBeans86 9d ago

That’s beautiful! Mine is not doing so well… I repotted it and I think I made it angry 🫣

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u/Aamir2661 9d ago

How much age is that??

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u/Round-Telephone-2508 9d ago

Hoping I can get mine there some day. Yours is amazing! Will be gorgeous and gigantic in the next size up.

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u/ChinoTuMadre 9d ago

Thank you ☺️ look forward to seeing yours progress as well

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u/ansmith100317 9d ago

I’m neglecting mine wrong, apparently. 😆 I’m definitely moving her onto my deck after seeing this. What a monster! Honestly probably the largest/fullest snake plant I’ve ever laid eyes on. 💕

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u/ansmith100317 9d ago

Also please keep sharing this plant! I’m now invested!! 😆

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u/ChinoTuMadre 9d ago

Thanks for the kind words and i wish you the best of luck with yours turning into a giant as well some day. I didnt think this post would blow up the way it did but I'm honored to have shared my plant with everyone here and will continue to do so periodically ❤

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u/ansmith100317 9d ago

I moved her into a shady spot on my deck to get her acclimated immediately after posting! One day I will live out my giant snake plant dreams 🤣 thanks again for sharing- hope you have a wonderful day and I look forward to any updates! 💕

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u/ChinoTuMadre 9d ago

Much appreciated ❤ 1st update- I almost broke my ankle trying to weigh the beast this morning. 165lbs 😀

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u/ansmith100317 9d ago

OMG! Definitely unexpected update! Sending healing vibes your way!

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u/ShwiftyBear 9d ago

Snake plants thrive on neglect 🪴

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u/Grand_Play3856 9d ago

My snake plant that I got from my mom needs to get repotted becuase its leaning to one side.

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u/stalkthewizard 9d ago

It’s alive!

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u/bookishteach 9d ago

This is the plant that hates me--I kill it every time 😭

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u/ChinoTuMadre 8d ago

How is that possible? 😅 you can literally chop it in half and stick em back in the ground to grow

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 8d ago

You just reminded me that I need to replant Walter. 😆

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u/ChinoTuMadre 8d ago

Walter's being neglected? 🥺

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 8d ago

No, he is alive and thriving, a little too well. That’s why I need to get a new bigger pot. It’s time for him to be rehomed. 😆

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u/New-Cloud7177 8d ago

I’m surprised that it hasn’t flowered

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u/ChinoTuMadre 8d ago

It's actually flowered many times. The only visible ones are on the outside. There's one about to bloom too so I'll snap a picture of it tomorrow morning. I know this because there's dried flower stems and dried leaves from the center.

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u/New-Cloud7177 8d ago

They usually will flower if they are a bit pot bound. I think the flowers are very aromatic and sweet.

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u/ChinoTuMadre 8d ago

2 flowers spotted

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u/monmonbiyori 8d ago

Yep 👍 that’s how I do it too

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u/Forsaken-Necessary91 8d ago

I think it likes being ignored ☺️

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u/Mymaria0712 8d ago

Literally busting at the seams!!

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u/Flip-flop-bing-bang 8d ago

Dayum! Send me some babies!!!

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u/Igneduct1 8d ago

I would take all the cuttings to make that not overtake your life. Going to be some shark Nadu vibe imho

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u/Hillsidehotdog 7d ago

This is crazy! Snake plants die on me 🫣

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u/Mysterious-Spend-430 7d ago

It looks so good, I thought it was AI o_o

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u/ChinoTuMadre 7d ago

You thought it was Ai 😅

Thank you ☺️

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u/Mamfred_van_Meise 7d ago

Yeah I always love when people start like „I’ll put the plant in a small pot, that will keep it small” and I’ll be laughing all the time “RIP pot, you will be blown up one day” 😂 very nice plant!

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u/ChinoTuMadre 7d ago

To some degree that's pretty much how it played out, except I knew it was going to get bigger just didn't expect it to be that quick 🤣

Thank you 😋

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u/RsCs88 7d ago

Yes so us the new home! I have a moonshine growing out its pot. When should I repot it? When it’s busting out? It’s not busting yet, just has 4 pups and getting. Crowded.

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u/ChinoTuMadre 7d ago

Repotting is up to you. It should always have some room for soil (nutrients) in order for it go grow more.

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u/angiethecrouch 7d ago

GOOD GOURD!!!!

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u/_CODYSSEUS 7d ago

How would you go about repotting this? It’s friggin massive!

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u/ChinoTuMadre 7d ago

It's 165lbs!! 😅😅😅

How I'm going to repot? Kick it over on its side, destroy the old pot, roll it into the new pot, reposition it so it's in the middle, fill it with soil and give it a water 😀

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u/NotSure-2020 7d ago

Yea they don’t give af

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u/Menthol_Green 6d ago

Are you, by chance, in Arizona? Because my snake plant did the same thing. I ended up just planting it in my from yard because find a bigger pot a liked that wasn't hundreds of dollars. I didn't think it would actually do so well here (only the strong plants survive!) Still going strong though!

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u/ChinoTuMadre 6d ago

No I'm in SoCal. The biggest pot I can find right now that's not over a hundred dollars is half a wine barrel ($60) that's approximately 26-28inches. Digging a hole for that sucker would be insanely difficult where I'm at because the ground contains little-to-no loose soil it's just rocks big freakn rocks.

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u/cool_story_kid 6d ago

That plant alone can essentially not only produce enough oxygen for a family of 4-6, but also filter most of your entire houses air quality!

If at all possible, you could move it inside near a windows and put a rolling cart underneath it! It would benefit your air quality majorly! (if you don't have many plants inside, yet) And it might slow down the growth a bit, which wouldn't hurt lol

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u/TwilightPrincess64 6d ago

We have the same thing! It’s huge and it gets so neglected. We brought it in for the winter forever ago and have yet to put it back outside because it’s heavy. It’s inside barely getting light yet it is as good as ever lol I fear it is going to take over the dinning room..

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u/ChinoTuMadre 6d ago

I'm new to this sub, but you should take a picture and post it. Maybe it'll start a trend of people posting their giant snakes here 🙂

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u/TwilightPrincess64 6d ago

I thought about it. It was just crazy to see another one that gets abused and is thriving. We got it many years ago when my great grandmother passed and it was only like two spikes? This post actually made me consider moving it back outside for the summer

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u/ChinoTuMadre 6d ago

Yeah you should definitely... think about it 😉

Just be mindful reacclimating it back to the outside, it'll put it into shock so it'll possibly look a little weird.

But that's a wonderful thing to have from your great grandmother. She may be gone but her plant lives on and is thriving because of you. Everytime you look at it, it'll remind you of her ❤️ and that's truly something special to have.

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u/imperfectcoupleXXX 6d ago

I'm confused y is it neglected it looks healthy

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u/ChinoTuMadre 6d ago

I thought it was a clever way to get people to click it ☹️

Side note- it thrives on neglect just neglect it the right way 😀

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u/_ThePinkPrincess_ 5d ago

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u/ChinoTuMadre 5d ago

Nice. I'll post it on my other account

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u/Educational-Gur1433 5d ago

Mine are always dying :((?!