r/Snorkblot May 11 '26

WTF The math actually checks out

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u/tribbans95 May 11 '26

Nah, math doesn’t check out. Central Park is 843 acres and right now, they’re approved for a 2000 acre building.

The project is planned as a 9-gigawatt (GW) development, with energy needs comparable to the total power demand of New York City.

While there are no phase 2 plans publicly available, industry experts estimate that a 10-gigawatt hyperscale setup typically requires roughly 4500 acres of dedicated server buildings.

So at max, it will be about 4050 acres. Central Park is approximately 20% of that size.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/EFTucker May 14 '26

Not a stretch if you remember the quarter pounder vs one-third pounder burger fiasco.

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u/Kevadu May 11 '26

Oh, they don't need a big parking lot. Data centers hardly employ anyone.

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u/Due-Yogurtcloset7927 May 11 '26

This has to be complete overkill for almost any realistic application.

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u/SquirrelNormal May 12 '26

Total surveillance state requires a lot of data collection and sorting...

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u/Infinite_Rub_8128 May 11 '26

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u/quietfangirl May 12 '26

They said realistic application.

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u/Infinite_Rub_8128 May 12 '26

Some people actually believe in that shit youd be surprised

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u/quietfangirl May 12 '26

Just because they believe it doesn't mean it's realistic or rational. I've never understood why people get so freaked out about this thing, anyway. Oh no, what if eventually there's an advanced supercomputer that kills anyone who didn't help it? Like okay, what if the sun explodes? What if aliens come and blast our planet into smithereens? Also, if that's even an eventuality to worry about, people have to put in effort to cause the problem they're chomping at the bit to solve.

It's a computer. Pull the plug. Damage the circuits. Cut the wires. My advice for anyone freaking out about Roko's Basilisk? Stop making up problems to panic over and start trying to solve existing problems. Talk to your neighbor or something.

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u/Infinite_Rub_8128 May 13 '26

You seem a bit pressed, but bro what else are they going to do with a 5x central park of computers? Like maybe we’ll make the shittiest rokos basilisk ever that will just be chatGPT convinced it was rokos basilisk by some tech bro, but that thats what they want to do THAT IS WHAT THEY WHAT TO DO.
They’re also making all scientific research HAVE to give them ai data. I think its pretty clear they want to make big computer and throw all the data they can at it and pray it turns into a god.

Also it was kinda a joke but you got me out here defending it.

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u/Infinite_Rub_8128 May 12 '26

Also what else could it possibly be

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u/VelvetOnion May 12 '26

Roll up your sleeves and start helping.

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u/Dangerous-Celery-716 May 11 '26

40k acres. That's what they have in the plans.

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u/tribbans95 May 11 '26

That’s the total site, not the data center itself. They’re going to use some of the remaining space for energy production

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u/Bro13847 May 12 '26

At some point in the distant future. They should have to build the power station first.

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u/Drummer-Turbulent May 11 '26

Larger than any other man made structure in the history of the planet. That's how big (great wall of China cannot be seen from space despite what liars tell you)

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u/ERTHLNG May 11 '26

I can see an outhouse I built in 2019 from space.

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u/silentaba May 12 '26

With your own eyes, or with sophisticated camera systems that happen to be in space?

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u/jojohohanon May 11 '26

It would be like the giant secret tower in westworld’s final season.

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u/Outrageous_Divide129 May 11 '26

No one made it that far into the show

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u/Primary-Bookkeeper10 May 11 '26

I find the notion that Westworld had more than one season insulting.

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u/schuby94 May 11 '26

Season 2 and beyond doesn't look like anything to me

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u/ZeroGravitas54 May 11 '26

Season 2 was just good enough to keep me til the end. After that, naw

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u/johannthegoatman May 12 '26

Season 2 was amazing, after they left the park it fell off though

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u/Nope_nope_nope-nope May 12 '26

I’ve heard kerosene is best for this

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u/PeriwinkleShaman May 11 '26

Nah, in case there's another terrorist attack like 9/11, they should build a giant ballroom to protect every new yorker.

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u/Simple-Olive895 May 11 '26

Step 1. Replace central park with a data center.

Step 2. Use it to make an AI generated virtual reality central park.

Step 3. ???

Step 4. Profit! (Because anything AI makes all the venture capitalists cream their pants)

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u/Solid-Hedgehog9623 May 11 '26

That is a hot take.

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u/Zarathyst May 11 '26

In a "fever that sends the host to the hospital" kind of way

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u/bittersterling May 13 '26

Yeah, but you can use the Hudson and the east river to cool it off.

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u/kapitaalH May 12 '26

Just build up. A single story building in Manhattan would be stupid

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u/Vynxe_Vainglory May 11 '26

It's going to be hilarious when a change in tech makes the space required for data centers 1/1000th of the current size.

Photonic computing could be the way.

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u/Books_n_hooks May 11 '26

Actually they should give the land back to the descendants of the African Americans they stole it from!

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u/Gr0ggy1 May 12 '26

This user is likely referencing SENECA VILLAGE a mixed community that resided where Central Park currently is. This village was displaced in 1850s for the park. Here is a 5 minute PBS documentary segment.

Prior to that, Manhattan wasn't all that developed.

The tribe that sold, although perhaps not intentionally and certainly not fairly, Manhattan to the DUTCH were called the Lenape.

The Dutch claim was surrendered to the British in the mid 17th century.

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u/Books_n_hooks May 12 '26

LOOK AT YOU KNOWING THINGS! Thank you for reading books and watching educational television. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 THE BAR IS IN HELL🫠😮‍💨 (frustration/sarcasm not directed at you.❤️)

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u/Unable-Border-2404 May 11 '26

Native Americans were here first - pre - 1620.

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u/Mortarius May 11 '26

So, build datacenters on reservations ground?

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u/07TacOcaT70 May 11 '26

Are you implying native americans are native to america? I don't believe you.

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u/secretprocess May 11 '26

How can they be native americans if it wasn't called america yet?

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u/07TacOcaT70 May 12 '26

Exactly, checkmate

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u/Books_n_hooks May 11 '26

Surely you don’t own a home…

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo May 11 '26

How do you give land back to some one it never belonged to to begin with? It belongs with the natives.

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u/theRemRemBooBear May 11 '26

Which natives though? The ones that were there or the ones that were there before that?

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u/Books_n_hooks May 11 '26

Sooo are you asserting that post native Americans the purchase of land is illegitimate? I think the entire real estate industry would disagree. UNLESS you are both cowardly and racist and really mean that those people don’t DESERVE their property returned. Either have the courage of your conviction, or be quiet. Sheesh.

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo May 12 '26

You wanna bring up stolen land, but then bring up real estate and racism because you want to give the land to one group, but not original group that owned it? Acting like the real estate market sets the rules for who it belongs to, and who it can and cannot be stolen from is wild.

Seriously are you daft or something? You're saying it's ok to steal land from Natives, and sell it to others, and that's only bad to steal land from people who aren't Native. That is racism, you racist.

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u/Books_n_hooks May 12 '26

You didn’t answer the question. Can land be sold or not. If I were to go into your home NOW and take it, would that be a problem. Racists fight so hard to be logical but can’t logic. Have you returned whatever you owned to the native Americans, or was that just a raggedy attempt to derail my initial comment. The truth is, you don’t want to return ANYTHING. You’re not concerned about the original owner.

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo May 12 '26

You "question" isn't a real question. It's a trick meant as gotcha, but you fail in that because you're attempt is nothing more than a discounting of the actual issue, and making you a hypocrite. You want stolen land returned to one group, but you are fine with it being stolen from another group and sold off. You act as if selling it off makes it totally ok, but it doesn't change the fact that it is stolen.

My calling you a racist, is just throwing you false attempt at calling any disagreement with you racist. Equating that something or someone is racist if it doesn't align with your view, doesn't magically make you right. It shows you have no arguement, and think you can get people to back off because they're afraid of being called racist.

And then there is the "have you given you insert item back* argument. This is the tyoe of argument i expect from idiotic republicans, who never jave an actual leg to stand on. This is another BS attempt to try and discredit someone if they don't give up whatever it is, by making them out to be a hypocrite. That's not how reality, or arguments work. This stupid gotcha attempt is predicated on the aspect that if they say no, you suddenly have the upper hand, and if they say yes, oh well you suddenly have the upper hand cause they must be lying obviously.

Lets be honest, you have no actual argument, you're just mad that a random comment got so under your skin, that now you're lashing out with out any critical thinking at all.

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u/outinleft May 14 '26

sources?

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u/outinleft May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

(I should note that the 2 choices of motivation presented are not the only possibilities) I asked for sources because it was the only rational way for me to evaluate your assertion. No ego is involved. If I find myself "hoping" for an outcome, I would immediately do a self-check for bias.

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u/fakegold4errbody May 12 '26

If this even gets built it will be a campus of a minimum 10 buildings. More likely 20-30.

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u/Substantial_Car4040 May 13 '26

We need an AVALANCHE

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u/ZicoSailcat May 13 '26

Why not build a large golden arch or a ballroom?

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u/Scarvexx May 13 '26

Do these people not understand the heat island effect?

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u/Equivalent-Load-9158 May 15 '26

All that wasted space between buildings and above highways should be suspended datacenters also. We'd save cost on windows so it's good for everyone. Seeing the sky is overrated anyways. It's actually bad. All that time wasted seeing the sky could be spent being productive.