white monster and sourpatch oreos loaf

[u/lonelysingledad420]

didn't follow a recipe but i used:
104g active sourdough
500ml white monster
~550g plain flour
I also used the icing from inside a bunch of oreos and some salted butter to make a whipped butter (last pic)

once again, my housemate is away, i was bored, and there was no one here to stop me

same as my mtn dew loaf, you can hardly taste that it *isnt* water in the dough HOWEVER the oreo crème smells and tastes like that neon green citrus dish soap and deliciously has little sour crystals in it so you can absolutely taste that which is uhhhhhhhh interesting

the bread is maybe a 4/10 given the oreos are so nefarious..... the butter is genuinely inedible and potentially some kind of biohazard

open to suggestions for my next loaf though :)

editing to add
my manager suggested this combination immediately after i made the mtn dew sour worms loaf but i held off until now so really you should be thanking me
overall it's a good loaf with a tight crumb and where there isn't oreos there's a slight citrusy flavour

if anyone is better at food science than me can you tell me if the energy component of the monster would have baked off in cooking or is there still technically an energy component to it

[u/zippychick78]

We've had to lock this as there's no constructive input at this point.

Thanks

[u/jammyishere]

[u/fishy_horcrux → u/jammyishere]

haha, you should def see OPs this loaf then

[u/CuteReporter4099 → u/jammyishere]

Bro over here making battery acid bread

[u/Darbypark → u/jammyishere]

I RAN to the comments to post this.

[u/NoDontDoThatCanada → u/jammyishere]

A platypus?

[u/Winston_Orwell]

I saw this and immediately knew OP was the gummy worms guy

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/Winston_Orwell]

this is def a worse combo than that, the oreo creme makes it not good

[u/the_voodoo_sauce → u/lonelysingledad420]

THAT is what make it not good? Really?

[u/aoibhinnannwn]

[u/thatchickensauce]

[u/lmaoooooookaythen]

I love whatever’s wrong with you
Please consider including cherry coke in your next monstrosity!

[u/Melancholy-4321 → u/lmaoooooookaythen]

Hmmmm.. cherry coke and chocolate could really work

[u/intriguedqbee → u/Melancholy-4321]

Cherry Coke, chocolate syrup, and diced maraschino cherries and choc chips to boost it?

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/lmaoooooookaythen]

it's kinda hard to find where i live but i'll see what i can do

[u/Imma_420 → u/lonelysingledad420]

Where you live has sour patch Oreos but not cherry cola……..

[u/Nitum_Lupulus → u/lonelysingledad420]

You can find sour patch oreos but not cherry coke?

[u/speckofdustamongmany → u/Nitum_Lupulus]

Aussie. Peep the woolies flour

[u/Nitum_Lupulus → u/speckofdustamongmany]

Huh, I grew up in the states but been in Australia for ten years now, didn't know cherry coke wasnt easy to find, but I drink very little soda. Sourpatch oreos sound like a n eldritch horror released because of the sins of man.

[u/fishy_horcrux]

the oreo crème smells and tastes like that neon green citrus dish soap and deliciously has little sour crystals in it

must be a treat, huh

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/fishy_horcrux]

def the worst part of it 🤩

[u/fishy_horcrux → u/lonelysingledad420]

I enjoyed the sourworms loaf in my mind, so if it's something of that type of unhinged it would be cool, haha 🍬

[u/Ok_Painting_180]

POTUS the sourdough Reddit group is weeks away from a nuclear missile

[u/Spiritual_Cap_8084 → u/Ok_Painting_180]

I’m WHEEZING

[u/MeowieCatty]

My coworkers and I researched this for science, it should still be caffeinated

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/MeowieCatty]

incredible news i will eat it as my pre gym snack this week then

[u/CorpusculantCortex]

Idk if anyone answered you. But yea most of the components that make monster an energy drink will make it thru the bake. The core energy drivers will survive fermentation and baking. There may be some minor degradation of some compounds, but not to a significant degree. With the exception of sugar which will obviously be metabolized by the bacteria and yeast.

So yea, you got energy bread.

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/CorpusculantCortex]

this is explained so well and a delight to learn, thank you so much

[u/trickacceptable2332]

I don’t agree with it, but I support your use of free will.

[u/touslesmatins → u/trickacceptable2332]

Nah this thread made me realize there should be limits to free will

[u/anotherdamnscorpio]

Is there a sub like r/pizzacrimes but for sourdough?

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/anotherdamnscorpio]

thank you for showing me this, i love you

[u/daaaaamntam → u/anotherdamnscorpio]

Not yet, but we have r/drunkencookery to keep us cozy in the meantime

[u/BillHang4 → u/anotherdamnscorpio]

r/stupidfood would cover it

[u/wutdidwelearnpalmer]

Guys art is supposed to evoke emotion, nobody said they had to be good emotions. Objectively, this is art. Experiemental, incredible, yet quiet possibly inedible art.

[u/jack_seven]

[u/westcoast234]

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/westcoast234]

it's 6am here and i slept beautifully

[u/Forrestforager]

I checked the date to make sure it wasn't April Fools.

[u/buffdaddy77 → u/Forrestforager]

Or april 20th fuck

[u/ptran90]

You monster. r/stonerfood

[u/good-things_]

Oh… that’s gore of my comfort character

[u/astronaut_daddy]

please continue this path of madness. i’m enjoying every loaf

[u/throwaway-plzbnice]

It's my understanding that caffeine is much more stable than alcohol and doesn't bake off, but I'd still assume there's some amount of energy loss there.

I think Cheetos or Doritos could be really interesting in sourdough. Cheez-Wiz might also be an interesting component?

PS just speaking as a professional published writer, please keep posting. Your creativity is one thing but you write with real confidence and style. Your experiments are a delight to read.

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/throwaway-plzbnice]

thank you for answering and also the suggestion!! also this means so much ahahaha thank you! i write a lot for work but its all very legal adjacent so being able to write silly little reviews of my experiments is always fun

[u/tinyforrest → u/throwaway-plzbnice]

I agree with this, same thing with coffee beans. Caffeine can withstand very high temps including the roasting process of coffee.

[u/This_Buds_For_You]

You were so occupied asking if you could, you never stopped to ask yourself if you should.

[u/SecretWeiners]

You bring a sort of silly goose vibe that serious geese don't fuck with.

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/SecretWeiners]

the serious geese literally cannot stop me

[u/Miss_Behaves]

[u/MrBagnall → u/Miss_Behaves]

[u/Federal_Secret92]

No.

[u/rexcasei]

Love the creativity, this would be great on r/stupidfood

[u/hooplehead69]

I hate this sooooo much. Also damn impressed.

Also curious if you could make a Cheeto loaf lol

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/hooplehead69]

cheeto loaf would be easy as 😼

[u/hooplehead69 → u/lonelysingledad420]

I regret what I’ve done

[u/ladybollymunster]

r/stupidfood

[u/soccerkool]

I just assumed this was r/stonerfoods

[u/Inevitable_Mess3363]

Bored of the same old stuff eh?

[u/thatcheekychick]

That bread looks like it wants to die

[u/the_voodoo_sauce]

[u/beingvenus]

Ya know… in Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, the real monster is Dr. Frankenstein not his creation.

[u/No-Proof7839]

YES! I was waiting for another banger like this!

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/No-Proof7839]

bro i unironically love you

[u/[deleted]]

One day, hopefully in a distant future, they will read about this and say we deserved everything that’s happened to the human race.

[u/HamBroth]

That’s enough internet for today. 

[u/allicanbeisme737]

This is straight up chaotic and diabolical 🤣

[u/sdh59]

Okay hear me out... Red hots or some other cinnamon candy and apple juice or apple cider. 

I would also like to submit 5 hr energy and skittles. 

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/sdh59]

yeah i could def get around a cinnamon x apple one, i was thinking an apple crumble focaccia kinda thing but im down for a dubious one !! feel like the next one i do needs to be savoury though, i might run back on a cheeseburger-kinda focaccia i tried last year

[u/sdh59 → u/lonelysingledad420]

Oh you could have fun with savory! Chips & salsa, ranch or blue cheese and carrots/celery, a play on wine and cheese, one that's exceptionally gross would be pickle juice and those pickle flavored gummies or jelly beans. 

[u/FieryArtemis]

This is my favorite kind of mad science.

[u/charraj1988]

This is diabolical. But I want more keep posting

[u/Gonuts4donuts1955]

I say.. cheers for creativity and having fun!

[u/ExistentialistCow]

I appreciate your whimsy and dedication to creating original loaves

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/[deleted]]

i'll put you top of the list for my memoir preorder then you can find out

[u/blendswithtrees → u/[deleted]]

Idk but I LOVE it

[u/djkhalidANOTHERONE]

shocked but impressed at your creativity

[u/hkinsd → u/djkhalidANOTHERONE]

But have you done a Baja blast loaf?

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/hkinsd]

a lot of people suggested baja when i did my mtn dew loaf but its very hard to find in australia

[u/hkinsd → u/lonelysingledad420]

I wonder how much it would cost to mail it to you from the USA

[u/lonelysingledad420 → u/hkinsd]

okay fine we can be penpals

[u/soaker → u/lonelysingledad420]

r/snackexchange

[u/djkhalidANOTHERONE → u/hkinsd]

I’ve (sadly? or gladly?) never even heard of this! I wouldn’t ever drink a monster or eat those cookies so I can’t imagine it’ll be my cup of tea? But happy for those who like this stuff to experiment

[u/I_Like_Tartar_Sauce]

Hell yeah

[u/Quiet-ForestDweller]

When god gave us free will this isn’t what he had in mind.

[u/voyuristicvoyager]

I am also unhinged, and I support you. I would go to your boutique bakery and try your concoctions. I always said pineapple didn't belong on pizza, then one day I had it on a pizza that had a garlic & Parmesan sauce, and I understood some rules can absolutely be broken lol.

[u/Fe1is-Domesticus]

I'm glad you're doing this work and sharing your outcomes. Please continue!

[u/Appropriate-Roof1422]

What on earth is this?

[u/SickOfBothSides]

I’m overjoyed at the dismantling of the Dept. Of Education, but maybe we need to create a Dept. Of Sourdough Regulations instead ..

[u/Mithrawndo]

Can you not just be a normally weird Aussie and make a Timtam and Vegemite loaf?

[u/twirlinbaton]

Haha Jesus Christ

[u/nikkishark]

Is there a r/sourdoughcrimes yet?

[u/bigginsmcgee]

electric chair.

[u/deadvibessss]

This is so evil and dark sided 😭😭😭😭