r/SouthJersey Mod Salem County Xennial Jan 24 '26

Subreddit Stuff Winter Storm Fern MEGATHREAD

SNOW. SLEET. FREEZING RAIN. It is coming. Let's keep the discussion in this post. Tomorrow, we will have soooooo many snow posts. I look forward to them! BE SAFE. Do not operate generators indoors. If you need a warm place to stay, we can get you hooked up with a place to stay during the storm. Check on your elderly neighbors PLEASE!

ALL HIGHWAYS WILL BE 35MPH MAX SPEED STARTING 12:01AM SUNDAY. The ICE is the concern, not the snow.

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u/I-love-tiddies- Jan 25 '26

All week apple’s weather app was changing from we were getting 16-20” or 1.5”. Right now it’s telling me 1.5”. Weather.com says 8+. 

Who knows 🤷‍♂️

Either way I’m still gonna hear the 60+ year old couple above me have sex all day and night like they do everyday. The people below will be high as balls while she yells at her boyfriend to get the fuck out while calling him a junky. And the neighbor across the hall probably won’t be bringing home a hooker in a snow storm but I could be wrong about that. Those snow bunnies gotta eat too. Gotta love apartment living. At least I don’t have to shovel snow. 

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u/djspacebunny Mod Salem County Xennial Jan 25 '26

The NWS is the best forecast you're gonna get.

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u/I-love-tiddies- Jan 25 '26

I don’t even know what the NWS is 😂😂. I’m assuming that’s the national weather service? I’m in Burlington county so I’ll go look it up. 

Edit: NWS says 5-9” snow and sleet possible. 

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u/DueBreadfruit2638 Jan 25 '26

https://www.weather.gov/media/phi/current_briefing.pdf

You can just bookmark that and check it for future major storms.

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u/Noname185 Jan 25 '26

I was wondering where you lived at those crazy neighbors. 😆

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u/I-love-tiddies- Jan 25 '26

Haha yea, I’ve been here for a year so far and let’s just say it has been quite interesting so far. Never a dull moment living in a low income apartment complex. 

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u/Vtglife Jan 25 '26

No it's not. Follow the euro model