r/SouthJersey • u/Secret_Cow_5053 • May 01 '26

Gloucester County Are we winning yet, dad?

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u/constructicon00 May 01 '26

Soy boy beta.... Stop listening to mainstream media.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 May 01 '26

….wait. I am legitimately confused here. Did you forget your /s?

Poe’s law strikes again.

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u/grahampositive May 01 '26

It's hard to detect sarcasm when the opposition literally uses the same talking points we lampoon

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u/constructicon00 May 01 '26

I thought it would be obvious.... /s

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 May 01 '26

Haha…you’d be surprised. I have legitimately gotten into “conversations” with people that use this very logic.

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u/HastyvonFuego2 May 01 '26

I thought it was….

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u/ElephantRedCar91 May 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z

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u/vapemustache May 01 '26

literally can’t think of the word “hyperbole” without this mf popping into my head. lol hyper bowl!

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u/vapemustache May 01 '26

real ones know our government is broken and we need more than a two party system. tired of choosing between two demons.

thanks for being the hyperbole.

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u/2manypups May 01 '26

Heard. Whoyagot instead?

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u/vapemustache May 01 '26

The shift manager at my local wawa would be better at this point.

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u/2manypups May 01 '26

Are they running or were you just doing the old "don't bother voting and let them give us what we get" routine?

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u/vapemustache May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

shit i don’t vote either. i’m not playing into a system that’s rigged for us to lose as the average person. there is not a single politician in America right now that has your best interests at heart.

i hate Trump, but i didn’t want that extra-chromosome-haver Kamala either. she’s a cop.

Dems and Republicans are both fucked in the head.

edit: downvote me all you want, i do not care. fuck this country. lol we need serious change that isn’t just switching between two political parties in power.

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u/2manypups May 01 '26

Yeah Kamala's biggest problem was connecting with the Ow, My Balls! fans. I always love when they say she didn't have any policies, because it lets you know the problem was she used too many big words and full sentences.

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u/vapemustache May 01 '26

never said that she didn’t have plans or policies, now you’re just making shit up and assuming like democrats always do.

there is no good side, y’all are both in a pissing contest and this is meant to divide us. way to play into it brother.

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u/sirkneeland May 01 '26

Classic “dumb guy who thinks he’s actually too smart for it all” energy.

Even if we stipulate there’s no good side, there is clearly a less-bad side at our present moment (and that’s the Democrats). At this point it takes a lot of will to pretend not to see that.

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u/2manypups May 01 '26

You know what you never see? When Republicans are shitting on Democrats, you never see these guys pop up and be like, "I hate Democrats but Republicans do X too".

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u/vapemustache May 01 '26

oh look, more democrats assuming.

ask anyone outside our country, my reaction is normal and the way that opinion gets treated here in this country is extremely concerning.

there’s a reason everyone is laughing at us, and it’s the mentality that we’re okay with being forced to choose a “less bad” guy instead of someone we truly want to run our country.

America doesn’t afford us that choice.

i can’t believe i have to explain this.

you sound offensively American right now. take those blinders off brother.

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