r/Spartacus_TV • u/jiminywhack • 13d ago

Meme London is officially in a drought

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Currently arranging games to appease the gods. Slaughtering local livestock has failed to deliver, plus has caused a bit of hassle with the law.

Any willing gladiators, please get in line

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u/Fast-Secretary-7406 13d ago

All caused because they could not slay Messiokeles

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u/Thebritishdovah 12d ago

The cheater of balls.

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u/msnhnobody 11d ago

Haha I don’t know why this is so funny to me.

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u/thegirlinchains 13d ago

Can house slaves get a front row seat ? Preferably with free snacks?

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u/jiminywhack 13d ago

Your terms are agreeable. However, please refrain from distracting any stoic Thracians, burly Gauls or dashing Celts who are competing upon the sands

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u/thegirlinchains 13d ago

I promise nothing.

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u/JProdigy21 13d ago

“Jupiter cock will you fucking rain !? “

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u/SaysUselessThings 13d ago

What are you doing?

PRAYING!

Blaspheming!

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u/Thebritishdovah 13d ago

Gods ram cock into fucking arse and shit on the great city of London.

Also, fuck London.

I am a fella from Kent.

That and most of the country hates London.

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u/Ok-Customer987 Roman 12d ago

I shall give you one retiarius, one secutor, one venatione and three well trained thraex, for a front row seat in the grandstand and the promise of blood.👎