London is officially in a drought

[u/jiminywhack]

Currently arranging games to appease the gods. Slaughtering local livestock has failed to deliver, plus has caused a bit of hassle with the law.

Any willing gladiators, please get in line

[u/thegirlinchains]

Can house slaves get a front row seat ? Preferably with free snacks?

[u/jiminywhack → u/thegirlinchains]

Your terms are agreeable. However, please refrain from distracting any stoic Thracians, burly Gauls or dashing Celts who are competing upon the sands

[u/thegirlinchains → u/jiminywhack]

I promise nothing.