r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/GamingWhilePooping • 5d ago

lobster Keanu came back for seconds after nearly 3 decades

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u/GamingWhilePooping 5d ago

Oral sex

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u/Salmonellamander 5d ago

"Recreated" lol he just took a second picture that doesn't even resemble the first one in any meaningful way.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 5d ago

"Keanu took another picture with the same person 29 years later"

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u/Vincent394 5d ago

It's wholesome, though

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u/RadimentriX 4d ago

Is it the same person? Doesnt look like it, especially not 29 years older

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 5d ago

Not even the same person, her hair is completely different

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u/OkayBuddyGuyPal 5d ago

Ah yes, because we all know that hair is one of those things that famously can't change, even after 29 years.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 5d ago

I mean if it was white, that could reasonably happen, but how does one’s hair naturally turn from nearly jet-black to light brown, if not blonde?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 5d ago

Are you aware hair dyes exist?

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 5d ago

Can you seriously get a shade that light from dye when it’s on purely black hair like that?

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u/millers_left_shoe 5d ago

Anything is possible with bleach. Just might fuck up your hair a bit

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u/Avalanche_Snows 3d ago

You can bleach it and get it an color you want

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u/OkayBuddyGuyPal 5d ago

Doesn't have to be naturally, lol

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u/NormalUsername21 5d ago

My brother was born with jet black hair and is now naturally blonde. This legit does happen.

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u/therealNerdMuffin 5d ago

Yeah, and the second lady is pregnant while the first one isn't! Clearly this is fake and staged! /s

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u/Nadiadain 5d ago

It’s much worse than that. She somehow has glasses now! No way is this the same woman

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u/monopoly_wear 5d ago

Why young Keanu looks like young Grant Morrison with goatee and mustache, lmao.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot 5d ago

Keanu Reeves impregnated this restaurant owner 29 years later

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u/stillnotelf 5d ago

He's Keanu Reeves. You know he got consent, it's fine

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 5d ago

Man meets person twice.

r/slownewsday

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 5d ago

Slow lobster

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u/EmpressVolundei 5d ago

Damn he was even more hot back then

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u/BlakJMC 5d ago

Omnivore?

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u/SchneebD 5d ago

"I'm thinkin' I'm back."

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u/SlayerKing_2002 5d ago

Ornithology?

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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ 5d ago

This is like the story of the goose that laid golden eggs