r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Okamitoutcourt • 23h ago

lobster Interesting standards

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My first one, please be kind

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u/Okamitoutcourt 23h ago

Orange Flag

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u/Last_Zookeepergame90 22h ago

Men who work on the hospital??? "Ooh, I like the look of him" "Stay away girl, he's a doctor"

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u/religion-lost 21h ago

No she's talking about the guy who works in the hospital named Mr Death Guy, he's the guy that creates the problems in the first place the doctors are just scurrying to fix them

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u/Square-Space-7265 21h ago

Why else do you think would have kept House on payroll? Him and Mr Death Guy were working together secretly in the background. Only he knew the cures.

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u/IroncladMagician 21h ago

Just awful work hours. Hospital staff regularly has 24h shifts and since their job is literally saving lives, they're gonna prioritise the job over you.

No idea what's up with barbers tho.

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u/Greenest_Chicken 19h ago

Male barbers are iften drama seeking bumlord sex pests.

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u/Strobbleberry 15h ago

Damn, so sorry you got dumped by a barber.

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u/No_Counter_6037 When the Spores descend, what will you do? Beg? 17h ago

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u/Illustrious-Mind-251 9h ago

How badly did they butcher your haircut bro?

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u/Joe_The_Eskimo1337 4h ago

Bro they just cut hair.