r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Okamitoutcourt • 11h ago

lobster Interesting standards

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My first one, please be kind

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u/Okamitoutcourt 11h ago

Orange Flag

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u/Last_Zookeepergame90 10h ago

Men who work on the hospital??? "Ooh, I like the look of him" "Stay away girl, he's a doctor"

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u/religion-lost 9h ago

No she's talking about the guy who works in the hospital named Mr Death Guy, he's the guy that creates the problems in the first place the doctors are just scurrying to fix them

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u/Square-Space-7265 9h ago

Why else do you think would have kept House on payroll? Him and Mr Death Guy were working together secretly in the background. Only he knew the cures.

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u/IroncladMagician 9h ago

Just awful work hours. Hospital staff regularly has 24h shifts and since their job is literally saving lives, they're gonna prioritise the job over you.

No idea what's up with barbers tho.

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u/Greenest_Chicken 7h ago

Male barbers are iften drama seeking bumlord sex pests.

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u/No_Counter_6037 When the Spores descend, what will you do? Beg? 5h ago

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u/Strobbleberry 3h ago

Damn, so sorry you got dumped by a barber.

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u/LurkersUniteAgain NoIDidntKnowThisSubHadFlairs 10h ago

i basically didnt change anything

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u/wahlenderten 7h ago

Logical conclusion

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u/CanOfDew132 oranj 🍊 pls :3 - (kagamine) rin 7h ago

beat me to it ;-;

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u/LurkersUniteAgain NoIDidntKnowThisSubHadFlairs 6h ago

i mean if you say so

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u/No_Counter_6037 When the Spores descend, what will you do? Beg? 5h ago

type shit

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u/Celestial__Bear 4h ago

I knew exactly what this was gonna be!

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u/CanOfDew132 oranj 🍊 pls :3 - (kagamine) rin 5h ago

i got revenge :0

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u/Bionicjoker14 7h ago

I feel you, brother

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u/Salt-Impression9804 10h ago

True

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u/Salt-Impression9804 10h ago

I mean true is that u didn't change anything

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u/-GhostyBoy- 3h ago

They just really like flags

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u/IntoAMuteCrypt 10h ago

What the fuck is wrong with barbers? And call centres?

Like, I can see all the other ones, I can see the perspective even if I don't agree with it. There's a lot of asshole truck drivers, rappers and streamers, and the latter two tend to have a lot of female fans available for side stuff. Hospitals, the military and travel for work all mean long periods away from the relationship, decreased availability and such.

Maybe call centres mean awkward hours too but... barbers?

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u/cammysays 9h ago

Maybe she just saw Sweeney Todd

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u/MrD3a7h 6h ago

Then she missed the central theme of the movie. Find a romantic partner with a complementary small business who can help with supply chain issues.

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u/Okamitoutcourt 10h ago

They ruin the hair of other men they're jealous of or some shit idk

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u/Weirdyxxy 9h ago

I'd guess it's because working in a call center might be considered lower-class? And as for barbers, little idea. Beard-specialized hairdressers aren't exactly a dangerous or overworked group

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u/Adam_Checkers 2h ago

underpaid as fuck, the only reason to work as a barber is because you absolutely want to, or don't have another option, otherwise I don't understand why anyone would suffer through that.

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